Entries Tagged as 'ftw'

Monday, August 15th, 2011

Zombie Dubstep Dance France

In France it seems, even the zombies like dubstep. And they seem to have those slavering undead maniacs quite well trained, where instead of mindlessly attacking humans and ripping the flesh from their bones, they’d rather execute a well rehearsed dance routine for us all to enjoy.

Tuesday, August 9th, 2011

LA Light

Take one eternal city of the angels, add some electric light, shoot some footage, time-lapse that mofo, put a song by Cinematic Orchestra over the top. Hey presto you have a viral hit and an entertaining video. Then people writing short blurbs about the video can throw around words like “ethereal”, “magical”, “radiant”. Everyone’s happy.

Friday, August 5th, 2011

Skateboard Vision

Imagine being a skateboard, being slammed about on bars and concrete with two smelly feet in dirty old Vans standing on top of you all the time. What kind of a life is that? To make you think more about the traumatic life of a board, watch this video which is shot from the skateboard’s [...]

Tuesday, August 2nd, 2011

Top Gun…or Top Plonker. You decide?

Reggie Yates. the man, the legend….the test pilot? It’s time for the Radio 1 DJ to take to the air and see if he is a man, mouse, or in desperate need of a sick bag. Will it blow his mind, or will he end up blowing chunks? So strap yourself in and witness the [...]

Thursday, July 28th, 2011

Who Are the EDL?

What with the horror that happened in Norway, this once laughable bunch of racist thugs have been given a sinister edge. But just who the fuck are they? Well, with chants like “Who the f#ck is Alan(?)” and this insightful commentary you get to know just who these dickwads really are: Twats. With NO fashion [...]

Wednesday, July 27th, 2011

I’m On Crack

It’s got dancing cats, it’s got Mario references. The problem with this video is that it’s too good. The 484-odd thousand people (and counting) who have viewed it so far are going to go off on a life-long crack binge and become those people whose face are all gums and their skeletal frames look like [...]

Wednesday, July 27th, 2011

Angry Grandpa Watches Rebecca Black

Sorry Rebecca, i know it’s your new single, but it’s this old dude’s moment, not yours. Grandpa so eloquently puts what so many of us have struggled to articulate. With verve, with succinct wit, with no top on, grandpa calls Rebecca Black a bitch, her mom a lesbian bitch and generally tells it like it [...]

Tuesday, July 26th, 2011

Highschool of the Dead

Reposted by popular demand — It doesn’t get any better than matrix chesticles. You can rely on Japanese anime to feature a heaving cleavage used to fire a weapon, zombies and gratuitous crotch shots with a bullet in slow motion. They’ve managed to get all that is awesome in a just over a minute of [...]

Friday, July 22nd, 2011

How To Get Ready For A Date

The fountain of knowledge guru that is Jenny Marbles dishes out her sage-like wisdom about going out on a date. So, ladies, throw some junk on your face, dress in revealing clothes, then put some pretty trinkets on yourself so you can sparkle in the club and men can find you to come drool on [...]

Wednesday, July 20th, 2011

Russian Meal Time – Epic Meal Time

Just like Rocky 4 the Epic Meal boys do their bit for Russian-US relations by teaming up with that crazy Russian gun guy, FPSRussia, who has shit loads of weapons he likes to fire into the wilderness and film for the amusement of us interwebs geeks who love big honkin’ guns. Do try this at [...]

Tuesday, July 19th, 2011

Damn It Feels Good to be a Lannister

If you’ve been watching Game of Thrones, then you’ll be able to have some lolz at this laidback rap about being a Lannister. If you haven’t, then just pretend like you have and laugh along when your buddies laugh, repeating words they say and nodding your head vigorously so you don’t look like some kind [...]