Entries Tagged as 'ftw'

Thursday, April 7th, 2011

Watsky- Stupidass

Dude starts the video completely naked and then proceeds to get dressed. Backwards. Such is his consummate skill and ability. But why would he choose to shed his clothes in what looks like a public park in the first place? Maybe cos his buddies did something pretty gross to him while he was passed out. [...]

Wednesday, April 6th, 2011

Huge Soccer Fan Brawl

Here you go, a massive scrap between rival Ukranian soccer fans, 120 sluggers from FC CSKA Kiev versus 150 bruisers from some Dynamo Kiev, to find out which team has the toughest fans? The result is a particularly epic scrap that puts Brad Pitt and Edward Norton to shame and is a totally pleasant way [...]

Tuesday, April 5th, 2011

Charlie Sheen: Unedited Edited Version

We all remember that interview where the crazy warlock ranted about his tiger blood and 7G rocks? Well, here’s the unedited version of it and Charlie is *ding* off the *ding* chain *ding*. Inside his house & inside his head, this was put together by the tiger-blooded winner himself for his “Violent Torpedo of Truth” [...]

Monday, April 4th, 2011

Why Japanese Pop Music Rules

If only our own Western pop wasn’t full of Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black and other shitty twee rubbish. If only it was full of really hot Asian girls in their underwear like this video. Then you wouldn’t need any other type of music, you’d just need pop with videos of cute girls in skimpy [...]

Monday, April 4th, 2011

How to Piss in Public

This occurs around towns and cities all over the planet every Friday and Saturday night, so much that the streets run yellow with rivers of urine. But it’s not always about just finding a secluded alley and letting it flow forth. No, there are subtleties. It takes training and skill to accomplish this feat while [...]

Friday, April 1st, 2011

Top 5 Viral Pictures of 1911

How time flies, huh? It’s hard to believe that YouTube has been around for a hundred years, it seems like only 6 years ago we were heralding the advent of a new internet dawn. But no, it’s been going since 1911 way back when Jack the Dancing Walnut was the variety performer of his day. [...]

Thursday, March 31st, 2011

Game Deaths

Death, in video games, not so much feared as tolerated. It’s an annoyance, its finality only temporary, a place where taking a flying dagger to the face, totalling a speeding motor vehicle, or exploding in the infinite coldness of space is no biggie. Immortality, via a continue or restart, is just a button click away. [...]

Wednesday, March 30th, 2011

Super Slow-Motion Motion

Your first thoughts will be why are these mime artists moving so slowly, have they slipped through a temporal wormhole into another reality where time …ticks …really …slowly? But there’s reason behind their snail-like incremental movements—and it’s not just to freak stoners out. It’s so you get to watch the world whizzing past them, a [...]

Tuesday, March 29th, 2011

Dogboarding

Skateboarding is so Michael J. Fox circa 1985/55. It’s all about using live animals now, so go grab your pet, rip its paws off and replace them with some gnarly Bones STFs and then take to the streets and start busting some double flip ollie wing grinders on someone’s face. You will be so street [...]

Monday, March 28th, 2011

Reggie Watts in F_CK SH_T STACK

Yo. Word. Stack. Sh*t. F*ck. Verb. Reggie Watts keeps it satirical with his word down to rap music by deconstructing the hip-hop vernacular and lifestyle–it’s also a mofo badass song in itself. His power, like Samson, lies in his hair. Inside that afro lurks the wit of a thousand Saturday Night Live shows and the [...]

Friday, March 25th, 2011

“Friday” Interpreted by a Bad Lip Reader

And you thought you’d got away with not having to see or hear more of Rebecca Black after last week’s barrage. Well, tough luck because as it’s Friday you get to sing along, badly and out of synch, to this version which is, just like the title says, interpreted by a bad lip reader. So [...]