Mr Freddie Wong does away with narrative for this latest effort and instead just has a guy wandering around slaying people with magic and swords and generally being exactly what’s said in the title. If this isn’t exactly the same way that YOU play Skyrim then you’re probably not doing it right. Sure Freddie may’ve [...]

You’ve seen Moneyball, now prepare yourself for Moneyball 2 which has the New York Yankees instead of The Oakland A’s in a reversal of the original movie where ludicrous amounts of dollar are spent on their payroll each year and how that might miraculously lead to World Series titles. LOL!

It’s some pretty good advice for a kid, if someone offers you some candy and a ride in the back of their van, or maybe some nice, fresh crack cocaine and it all looks and sounds very VERY tempting, turn it down and just say NO! Thats right, no matter how much you want your [...]

Anyone can mow a lawn, but not everyone can mow a lawn fuck-bombed out of their skull on angel dust. But, while dangerous, it can also turn what might be an uneventful chore into a wild ride on the rollercoaster of debauchery. And it’ll probably end in you being chased naked around the neighbourhood by [...]

Ah Facebook, that double-edged sword — we all need it, look at it, but also hate it. From whence did this love/hate relationship come from and WTF is wrong with everyone of your friends getting pissed all day and night, creating profile pictures that seem like they have had major plastic surgery, or having dumb [...]

If you thought Ryan Gosling was ten different types of intense in “Drive”, then forget about it. That’s peanuts, it looks like a day in Disney World compared to this epic story that tells of one man trying to navigate the murky underworld of fast food drive-thrus. A real human being, and a real [...]

If you thought that the inner cities where a war zone full of rioting criminals and disenfranchised yoofs, then my lordy lordster, you haven’t seen nothing yet. Forget Ill Manors, it never got illing enough for me. This is where the real struggle is — what to do with all daddy’s money. What peasant’s ugly [...]

To be a professional troll you need a toolbox of talents along with balls the size of small moons to pull it off. When Joe goes around ‘lightly’ mocking those he comes into contact with, incredibly some of the lulz get left on the cutting room floor. “What kind of a world!?” you might ask, [...]

This is funny cos it’s true. Funnyman Joe Rogan points out that us humans don’t really appreciate to the max exactly how incredibly awesome and beautiful and badass and “WHOAH!” the universe is. Instead we focus on the more trivial side of life, like cats and the Kardashians. So time to contemplate the cosmos maaaaan.

Dropping the mic mid-flow is usually seen as something of a faux pas in rap circles. The music stops, the crowd goes quiet and you start to feel like B-rabbit in 8 Mile, just before he chokes — Not for Big Daddy Kane though, for even though he has tiny T-rex arms & a huge [...]

Boromir was right, one does not simply walk into Mordor, they ‘Rock their body’ through the black gates… Today is a special day for you because today is the day you see Lord Sauron shake his booty and get down with the fellowship to prove that all that fighting and unpleasant business was just a [...]