The 90s are so now! Even though they were, like, over ten years ago. So make sure you casually leave this medley of hits playing on your computer as you walk off to collect a print out of the lyrics to Saved by the Bell, wearing your new LA Gear Lights while humming along to [...]

There is a myth of a cat, more terrifying than the tea party getting in to power, a cat who seems to glide through space-time like the laws of the universe were too base for it. It is a cat who defies any master who tries to control it. A cat they say was created [...]

There’s something about these two, something that gives them the X factor. Maybe it’s their matching bellies or the way that if you swapped their clothes around you wouldn’t be able to tell the difference. They’re going to be big stars, maybe they could sit on Justin Bieber and do us all a favour.

Frodo climbs into the closet and reveals some of the weird kinky shit he’s into, also why he’s a tit man over a leg or butt man, discusses furries, and reads some exclusive material from the script of The Hobbit. So what we can take away from this in-depth interview? Basically that Frodo likes the [...]

In the ring, there are certain ways you can show an opponent what a badass you are, to psych them out and get them mentally against the ropes before you physically get them against them. And attempting to do a backflip and failing is not one of them. Really, it isn’t. Back to the day [...]

As a last man’s dying wish goes, this guy just doesn’t know when to stop. Looking after your son is one thing but living out your sexual fantasies is just a step too far. Brother or not, there are only so many things you can expect man to do. And f-ing your wife is not [...]

What do you think? Is this luscious female form a babe, or what? She’s got all the right curves in all the right places, and she’s anatomically correct. What more could any red-bloodied man want, right? Well, kinda. There is one small issue, it really is only something minor (apart from the fact she’s certainly [...]

What with the horror that happened in Norway, this once laughable bunch of racist thugs have been given a sinister edge. But just who the fuck are they? Well, with chants like “Who the f#ck is Alan(?)” and this insightful commentary you get to know just who these dickwads really are: Twats. With NO fashion [...]

It’s got dancing cats, it’s got Mario references. The problem with this video is that it’s too good. The 484-odd thousand people (and counting) who have viewed it so far are going to go off on a life-long crack binge and become those people whose face are all gums and their skeletal frames look like [...]

Sorry Rebecca, i know it’s your new single, but it’s this old dude’s moment, not yours. Grandpa so eloquently puts what so many of us have struggled to articulate. With verve, with succinct wit, with no top on, grandpa calls Rebecca Black a bitch, her mom a lesbian bitch and generally tells it like it [...]

Barf cup likes to barf. Its sole purpose on this earth is to constantly spew. And spew. And spew. So it’s like you after a heavy night out on the tiles, when you’ve eaten some monstrosity that barely warrants the name food and all that’s left to do is to empty the contents of your [...]