NO, it’s not Lindsay Lohan as a child, but just another toddler on holiday. Yeah, babies may look all cute and innocent but just you wait until they get a few beers inside them then they turn into one of those angry drunks. Not a pleasant sight and not a pleasant thing to be around. [...]

The means streets of Wigan, full of gun-toting gangsters shooting each other over territory wars. Sorry, that should be the mean bedrooms of Wigan, where the kids are playing computer games that feature gun-toting gangsters shooting each other over territory wars. But, sadly, the kids think they are those villainous hardasses. Here’s Mike Rees putting [...]

Only in ze Soviet Russia will they shoot the wet jugs. But all credit to this Ruskie, because somebody needs to illustrate the ‘real’ shooting capacity of various fire arms (forget movies, they suck!). Otherwise where would we be? In utter confusion is where. And zis crazy man here gets all wet just to demonstrate [...]

Everyone remembers His Bobness’s famous hits, like “Mr Tangerine Man”, “It’s Alright Ma (It’s Just A Scratch)”, “Like A Rolling Stone”, but no one ever remembers the lesser known of his oeuvre that got ripped off by such luminaries as Sir Mix-A-Lot, the protest song singer who likes a big butt or two. And this [...]

This is the extended advert of what was aired during the Super Bowl for Best Buy, with Ozzy looking like a washed up gladiator from The Grid and Bieber, well, Bieber looks like he always does: a teenage lesbian. Back in the dee Ozzy would’ve snorted a pipsqueak like Bieber for breakfast, or at least [...]

You can’t beat a good “NOOOOOOO!!!”, it sums up all the drama and over-the-top appeal of fictionalized moving images. And here are a bunch of them all edited together for our pleasure. They’re all here, long, short, epic, slow, fast, anguished, punctual. All of them. YEEEEEEEAAAAASSS!

The Food Liberation Army in Finland have…*dramatic pause*…kidnapped a Ronald McDonald statue and are now holding him hostage unless their demands are met. Demands about getting some free Big Macs, some large fries, a couple of chocolate milkshakes and a Quarter Pounder with cheese, but hold the gherkins.

All those naysayers that talk about how wrestling’s a fake sport, well here’s the evidence to prove you wrong. Take that! Just watch what happens in this clip and then tell me that it’s all a set up. How could something like this happen if they were all just acting, huh? Riddle me that Mr [...]

Time was young boys wanted to be spacemen, cowboys, arctic explorers or some other such adventurer. No more, now the geek rules and so when a young boy’s grown up they want to be an Information/Software/Whatever engineers calculating Calculus. You’ve got to love the math.

Finally the voice of reason in the courts of America. If this young girl stabbed a classmate then she deserves to be tried as a huge black guy, who probably freebases crack whores into his skull. Because THAT is justice in America today. The children, think of the children, then try them as African Americans.

Aka The ‘Douche Network’, full of beer-guzzling, brotastic frats. Puking up Yager through their nostrils, binge injecting kegs of beer into their buttholes and partaking in all sorts of real dumbass behaviour, for they are men. And not just any men, but bro-men. Just don’t call them gay. Even though they like getting wasted and [...]