YAY! I get to have a lightsaber fight with Ashens….But first: Technology, people think it’s doing us good. But it’s not, it’s doing us bad. Before you know it we won’t be able to take a shit without the aid of an iPhone app telling us how to squat and open our bowels. So it’s [...]

BOOM….WINNING! There’s a new sheriff in town and he’s bent on total annihilation of anyone who dares to stand in his way, in short, the ultimate Call of Duty buddy-playa! If you want your foe to meet with a fiery death, with the heat of one thousand suns bearing down upon their enemy ass then [...]

“Let’s get ready to F-U-M-B-L-E!!!!”. Welcome to the world of mammary man-handling, where nothing is fake…….*Wait, i’ll get back to you on that! Methinks this new sport would work sooo much better with far less clothing, the sound down, hands moved out the way and she just sat there bouncing up and down in the [...]

NASA might be able to put a man on the moon, but they haven’t launched a DIY weather balloon full of 200 paper planes into space yet, carrying messages from the world’s populace on hardcore SD Memory Cards, to the edge of the earth’s atmosphere–36,500 metres up–and paper-bombed Germany with them. That’s innovation!

Here’s something to try today, take bets with your co-workers as to how long they can listen to this on repeat in a single sitting. If they go over 3 minutes then they are king/queen of the internets. This is what the Golden Globes is all about; crazy laughter, Brendan Fraser clapping like Errol Flynn’s [...]

Steve Coogan and Rob Brydon’s Michael “Bloody” Caine impressions from improv sitcom The Trip are, put simply, amazing and hilarious. I especially like Coogan doing the e-mo-tion-al Michael Caine with the broken voice. “She was only 16 years old. She…was…only…16…years…old.”

It’s longboarding but…slowed…right…down. And the result is rather entrancing, as these guys take to the streets of La Plata, Argentina showing the world that longboarding isn’t as gay as Liberace’s Christmas tree. It’s cool yeah, just as cool as skateboarding, which is pretty gay anyway. But always remember….Gay is the new ’straight’!

Google Docs aren’t just for sharing spreadsheets with your co-workers across the pond, you can also use them to create awesome animations. Although not sure how the boss would react if you showed him this as your entire month’s work, instead of those account sums from the Danson takeover and that report on procrastination in [...]

Xmas is ALL about giving! Have you got a female friend who you know will be alone this year? It’s a tragic side to the festive season, so why not help her out by buying her one of ‘these’, it’s the perfect companion & will certainly give her some ’special’ Christmas cheer! – If only [...]

So, it now seems the iPad is the musical instrument du jour for the discerning pop star about town. And playing live? Forget using a stage, that was so 1998. Now it’s all about an impromptu gig at your local mobile phone retailer, preferably you have a friend who works there and can grant you [...]

It’s nearing the festive holidays, so that means some fat guy with a beard telling us to go f#ck ourselves. And he’s not even Santa. This is always my favourite part of the season of goodwill, when somebody sings abuse at you for not liking stuff. And it’s a time to reflect on how selfish [...]