They say that chivalry and manners are dead. Well here’s the nail in the coffin, as these monsters burn this girl’s hair, set her ass on fire and hit her with sticks. It’s all part of the gang initiation. Maybe. Whatever happened to taking a girl out for a nice seafood dinner and never calling [...]

With the advent of the internet, time wasting need never involve staring into space again. For we have the multitude of nutshots, faceplants, fails, memes, lulz, cats, dreaming dogs, double-rainbows and all the other junk that fills our lives while we should probably be doing something else. So just in case you hadn’t wasted enough [...]

This kid has basically made this video to goad the haters, a rallying cry for them to come out of their darkened basements, squinting into the sunlight, to spit abuse. But hating on this embryo in a cap would just be too easy, far better to laugh along with it. In a few years he’ll [...]

“Don’t Do It in the Park!” – God! It really pisses this guy off when people snowboard in this park in Reno. And he will get really angry and weird if you start messing up the landscaping by boarding in the park. And strangely enough, his dick takes a beating when you do it too, [...]

Meet ‘Game Boy’. This guy should head to L.A. and start his career in the hills of Hollywood. Here he face acts out the worst 50 video game voices from Resident Evil to Time Crisis and beyond. And, let’s be honest, it’s pretty amazing stuff. Even though he’s only face acting, he’s in perfect synch. [...]

Do bears sh#t in the woods? No. They sit around and smoke dope! This one’ll get you through the infectious sound of her laughter, as this newsreader tries to deliver a story about a marijuana plantation that was guarded by 13 bears, a big dog, a Vietnamese pig and a raccoon. No wonder she couldn’t [...]

Prepare to experience awesome! Forget about the filmic turds that are Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines and Terminator Salvation, any self-respecting cyborg would know that this is the true 3rd part to complete the trilogy. It’s quite simply, incredimazing. So good it warrants making up a new word that is a barbarism of two [...]

The stirring emotion, the rising crescendo of music to accompany the character’s story arc boiled down to a few concise minutes while revealing just enough but not too much about the film in question. This trailer has it all, it ticks every box that needs to be ticked. All it needs is some overblown praise [...]

Finally, this has been invented. Instead of using a credit card that you’ve maxed out a thousand times and are barely able to use without alarms bells ringing and your personal debt spiralling, this handy invention lets you pay in sperm. The world’s first sperm ATM, for the donor on the go. It’s like a [...]

How time flies, huh? It’s hard to believe that YouTube has been around for a hundred years, it seems like only 6 years ago we were heralding the advent of a new internet dawn. But no, it’s been going since 1911 way back when Jack the Dancing Walnut was the variety performer of his day. [...]

Death, in video games, not so much feared as tolerated. It’s an annoyance, its finality only temporary, a place where taking a flying dagger to the face, totalling a speeding motor vehicle, or exploding in the infinite coldness of space is no biggie. Immortality, via a continue or restart, is just a button click away. [...]