Poor Worf, here he is offering up advice and suggestions to his fellow crew members, only to just get shot down by them. He perseveres but it’s no good, he just faces rejections, denial, scorn, derision—it’s just constant humiliation from the people who are supposed to be his friends and colleagues. But thank God they do, because it’s hilarious to see it happen again and again in this compilation, as Worf gets shat on by everyone and anyone aboard the Enterprise.
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In his post-Oscars show Jimmy Kimmel premiered a series of viral video movie trailers that took some classic YouTube clips and, using the movie industry’s finest, proceeded to give them the Hollywood remake treatment where budgets are big and the acting is award-worthy.
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Filming one second of your (or your children’s) life every day and editing it together into a continuous film, popularised by Cesar Kuriyama, is a great way to look back at the happy memories, the good, good times—but this version of that popular trope will give you a bit of a jolt. Posing the question, “What if London was Syria?” it’s seen through the eyes of a little girl and imagines how, over the course of a year, her life turns from normal and happy, to homeless, destitute and broken. Epic stuff.
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In anything’s going to make you feel cynical about the future, this short film about time-travellers who tend to be total assholes will do it. Set in 2015, what was once science fiction has become fact and, as is the case with most new tech, it’s now being abused by people to do the same dumb things they did before it was invented. Welcome to our time-travelling future, it’s going to be terrible.
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Sven Boekhorst decided to tour some of Europe’s finest cities, but this guy’s not your average tourist. Because Sven’s luggage includes a production crew, cameramen, a photographer, his rollerblades and, oh yeah, an 80 kilo ramp. No big.
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If you were looking for a full, honest explanation of the college experience, then don’t bother watching those cheese-saturated propaganda videos put out by universities, watch this instead. Bear in mind that it doesn’t pull any punches, but gives you the brutal truth of what a college education will demand from you—financially, emotionally, financially—softened by the cushion of humor. You’re still cry though, but that’s OK, crying’s the first step to healing.
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You’re probably not aware because it’s a very low key affair, but a little ceremony known as the Academy Awards was held over the weekend—it’s kind of insignificant but Hollywood likes to make a big deal of it and Hollywood rules the earth so you should maybe feign interest just in case. And there’s no better person to feign interest with than The Onion’s movie critic Peter K. Rosenthal, who here picks his Oscar favorites using his unique Rosenthal scoring system, which is very similar to the Acadamy’s. Don’t believe us, then check it against this year’s winners!
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Oh man, it’s time to start praying to whatever entity you believe in, because after watching this you’ll realise there is no God, because if there was why would they let someone unleash this horror on to the world—an emaciated female creature who looks like ET starts off the unholiness before it moves on to prolapsed asses. Yep, this really didn’t need to exist but somehow it does.
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Chances are you’ve never witnessed a snowflake forming, not unless you have microscopes for eyes—but in the video above from Vyacheslav Ivanov, you can witness the wonder of nature at the microscopic scale in this beautiful timelapse set to Aphex Twin’s track “Avril 14th”. The ice crystals take on hexagonal forms growing in size until they become what we know and recognise as snowflakes. Nature, ftw.
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Online magazine Slate have an article up which reveals exactly who Andy’s mom is in the Toy Story trilogy and what her relationship is to the toys in the films—specifically one toy in particular: Jessie. According to the article, Jon Negroni has a theory that Andy’s mom is in fact Jessie’s previous owner, Emily.
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It’s time for that ‘Friday Feeling’ as you slip into the weekend zone – Here’s another delicious dose of pictographic internet hilarity to help round out your week. Specially designed for the lazy web surfer, this gallery can be browsed using just your scroll wheel finger; simply scroll down, lol, then scroll down some more. Couldn’t be simpler!
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