It’s time to think happy thoughts as you experience another hauntingly brilliant Disney Pixar mashup from that guy who brought you the equally amazing Upular. If you haven’t heard of Nick Bertke (AKA Pogo), you’re in for a treat. He’s the best there is at what he does and what he does is very nice.
Time to get surreal as Seth MacFarlane voices a teddy bear in this new film which tells the tale of one Mr. John Bennett (Mark Wahlberg), a fully grown human who must deal with his beloved teddy bear who, like Pinocchio, came to life as the result of a wish — and now the little shit won’t leave him alone.
If heaven is real then i’m hoping that there is someone like this, dressed like this, with music like this, in a bedroom like this, waiting for me…like this, ready to indulge my every whim and spend an eternity rolling around in slow-motion on a dreamy bed. If not i’ll settle for the lovely Candice Boucher in real-life please. Now would be good because i think i have fallen in love with her.
If you want to put kids off drugs and booze then show them videos of Hollywood stars who’ve dedicated their lives to these twin addictions and come back defeated. Ms Lohan was a beautiful starlet and now her face shows the ravages that too much good times can do to a girl. I still would thou.
It comes to something when even a member of the animal kingdom has a smartphone and not only that but it knows how to use it. I’m sensing some fake/gay comments could be thrown at this as it just seems to incredible to be true. Which means it must be, plus we all know elephants use iPhones not Galaxys. Duh.
It’s Friday so, you know, put the cynicism to one side for a few minutes, bury the hatred for all mankind, and lets all come together in peace and love and celebrate people. Yay people! They’re amazing, look at them surfing and dancing and driving and doing all the good stuff. But not you, you’re not amazing, you’re just watching amazing people. As you were.
Love zombies, love Lego? Well, have we got a treat for you! A few days ago Holy Moly! brought our attention to this amazing Lego recreation of the Winchester pub from Shaun of the Dead. Well the nimble fingered creator has been in touch to tell us how you, yes YOU, can help make this a reality that you could buy in actual toy stores.
Meet the gorgeous Madalina, she is a model. Watch enthralled as she sways and writhes in time with the throbbing dubstep beats of Darren Leigh Purkiss‘ track, “The Persianâ€. Whilst the online fashion website Motilo is all about helping you choose the best clothes to put on, this proves there’s still plenty of fun to be had whilst taking them off. And for that we salute you.
The earth sure does look purdy from up there in the cosmos, and this time-lapse video proves it–showing as it does the stars from low earth orbit as viewed from the International Space Station. All it needs is Carl Sagan’s soothing interplanetary ramblings over the top and it would be perfection.
Talk about gate-crashing other brands commercials and hogging the limelight! Bounce Dryer Bar is so awesome using it will cause a giant, pumped-up dude to come crashing through your kitchen wall on a jetski. But don’t worry, because he’ll leave soon enough by flying through the ceiling. If this doesn’t sell their product by the barrel load then nothing will. What were you selling again?
If you’re a fan of COD: Black Ops you’ll know that sometimes you need to go deep, DEEP undercover to achieve your goals. (And you’ll also know that it’s integral to diss people’s mums while playing online mutliplayer). And what works for the gaming world works in the real world, minus the weapons and mum cusses, so if that means coming over all Mission: Impossible Tom Cruise to make sure people’s hard-drives are at the top of their game, so be it.
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