The life of a Republican can be tough, especially when it comes to trying to get your wife to have sex with you. After revealing his stance on the controversial abortion bill David Albo tried to get intimate with his wife, only to have her reject his advances. Try not too lol to hard at the video of him telling the court this. A stand-up career awaits.
Next time you want to go check out that shiny new tablet computer at Best Buy, just remember this video of a kid covered in his own snot wiping infected slime all over that nice looking piece of technology. Gross doesn’t come close to describing this.
Next time you want to bully the gay guy at school, just remember who he’s friends with. Those hot girls he’s hanging around with who dote on his every word, they’re not his enemies. And if you hate the idea of gay people kissing, then you won’t want to see the HLA going on halfway through this video. But we all know you’ll watch it.
Meet Clayton Sotos, he’s a photographer who likes taking pics of fat naked men farting out dust. And because of that Dell couldn’t wait to get him to promote their products, because everyone knows the waft of a fat man’s stale air biscuits is exactly the right tone they need to sell their laptops. Hang on, what’s that smell? Smells like fat man’s farts mixed with fakery….and a waft of genus.
If there’s one place where romance hasn’t been completely beaten to death by hedonistic indulgences and drunken debauchery, it’s Hollywood. Nothing says I love you like a montage of romantic moments from movies down the ages, as stars both real and animated get all mushy-eyed and start spouting the sort of fluff that no one actually says in real life.
Van Gogh’s ‘Starry Night’ gets animated by Petros Vrellis into trippy, melting visuals that might well give you a flashback should you watch it too many times, because it is quite addictive. The painting becomes interactive with the sound too responding to the flow, so just dive in, get lost for a few minutes and try not to cut off your ear.
Lana Del Rey’s minor hit ‘Video Games’ that one or two of you may’ve seen gets reworked for The Hunger Games, which is a movie adapted from a “young adult” book about a future where boys and girls have to fight to death on live TV for our entertainment. As long as it doesn’t feature sparkly vampire fops getting all romantic and introspective then bring it on.
Time for a mindf#ck as Vsauce proves with nothing less than science how we all live in the past because our brain is a time traveller who can’t face up to the future. And it also means the taller you are the further back in the past you’re living, ergo midgets are our future. Suck it up tall people, your days are numbered.
What with ACTA & SOPA trying to destroy our internet, a voice of reason rises above the noise in the form of Kirby Ferguson in this concluding part to his awesome series “Everything is a Remix”. In this last episode he talks about the hypocrisy that surrounds intellectual property law & what a bunch of outdated and outmoded bull-crud it really is.
Conspiracy theory alert! In what can only be the work of the Illumniati, Jamie Lee Curtis Taete from Vice has discovered that if you slow down “Super Bass†by Nicki Minaj it sounds just like Jay-Z. So there you have it, proof finally, that Jay-Z and Nicki Minaj are actually both one entity.
Is it art? What is art? Will there be cake? All these questions need answering. The music and cinematography might make you think so, but the cold hard reality of the situation we are presented with is that it’s just a ginger guy pouring milk over some female’s chest. In some circles that may be considered a priceless masterpiece. Art or not, I like it and if watching this sort of thing is wrong then I don’t want to be right.
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