Nunchucks! Heyooooo! Everyone loves nunchucks so no doubt you’ll have some time to put aside for these nunchuck warriors trained in the arts by ancient ninjas who surface from the bowels of the earth once every thousand years to nurture the next generation of nunchuck heroes who will one day save the human race from the lizard beings. Fear them.
It’s the end of the year and so as with everything, it’s time to roll out the best of from an endless variety of categories, and one of those categories is the fail. It’s been a good year for failing, both large and small, from the world’s economies to the Euro to politics and beyond. So here’s to failing.
Then opening of scene of Raiders of the Lost Ark is one of the most memorable and gripping in cinema history. It’s a bona fide classic that sets your pulse racing and transfixes your gaze the moment it starts. And now somebody made entirely of awesome has remade it shot for shot using claymation. Give him an Oscar! Made from clay of course.
Sometimes we all feel like the world’s moving at a pace we can’t keep up with, well stop moaning because you could be the guy in this video who’s going forwards while the world moves the opposite way. It would be a total mindmelt to have this happen to you, so pity this man, he’s somehow upset the laws of physics and they’re punishing him with this. Or maybe he skated backwards throughout the video and then when he edited it played the clip backwards so it looked like he’s going forwards and everything else is going backwards. Maybe—–Mind F#cked. Definitely.
In Soviet Russia, burger eats YOU! – They use fast food restaurant as many things. A tattoo parlour, a club where burgers are spun on record decks, where fairies ride unicorns, ballerinas practice their dancing, oh yeah, and people eat burgers there. Crazy. Ibiza at it’s most debauched has got nothing on a Russian Burger King, it’s the place where it’s all happening. Who knows what kind of extras they’re putting in their burgers over there.
From watching this it looks like the new Sherlock Holmes movie is taking tips from the Carry On… films with innuendos coming as thick and fast as the action. Ahem. But this is a movie I’d like to see, it’d be hilarious, but it’s a bit upsetting finding out the mighty Sherlock Holmes is hung like a midget. Not so Lord Black-wood, who seems to have ‘risen’ from the dead.
To be a truly great actor, the sort of calibre reserved for the likes of people like Nic Cage you need to have hair that can evolve as your acting skills grow. Olivier once said “A man’s hair is the greatest gift an actor can receive” and no one knows that more than Mr Cage….I loved him in Con-Hair!
It’s Christmas time again so expect to see a lot of people stumbling around like this girl, completely wasted out of their faces and unable to talk, walk, and perform all the other functions a normal, sober human being can do. These two kindly gents were leaving his friend’s work when all of a sudden a very, very drunk girl jumped in the back of his friend’s car and wanted to have sex, in any other circumstance this could have ended horribly, but the two dudes politely declined. The transformation from happy drunk to evil biatch is highly amusing–Drunken lol.
It’s one of the greatest films of the 90s, starting famously in the diner with the robbery and making its jumbled up way through a modern day L.A. meeting lowlifes, crooks, gangsters, boxers, hit men and Christopher Walken. But everybody be cool, because this is it presented in chronological order. Oh, you dig it the most.……..Zed’s dead baby. Zed’s dead.
In the movies they like nothing more than telling someone to sit down and shut up. So here’s a supercut of the inhabitants of movieland doing just that seventy times, and it’s a thing of beauty. So why don’t you just sit down, shut up and watch it already. After a while the words cease to have any meaning…
You’re in for an audiovisual treat as the endearingly cute voice of Nataly Dawn and the toe-tapping beats of Jack Conte (aka the musical force that is Pomplamoose) are complimented with the puppet-like stop-motion dancing of the beautiful Motilo models to give you a sublime few minutes of pop perfection–and a little respite from your daily routine.
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