They’ll be a time when the Singularity eventually hits and machines are able to rewrite their codes, better themselves, and eventually do away with us all together. Artificial intelligence theorist Eliezer S. Yudkowsky devised an experiment to test whether machines could reach such intelligence: keep the AI in a box and the only way it could get out is by convincing a human guardian to release it. This film has something to do with all that.
Faith made America strong–according to the Fascist mind of Rick Perry–and Rick Perry’s here to make it weak. As weak as his idiotic mind that hearts religion but lacks tolerance. Surely, somewhere in those doctrines there’s something about turning the other cheek (doesn’t matter where that cheek is on the body) and embracing your fellow man and woman. Maybe that’s Rick’s problem, he wants to embrace men and, so, just like when you really fancy someone at school, you act like you hate them, Rick’s doing that with gays. Basically Rick Perry’s a homosexual. The end.
Cuddly Charlie Manson the mass murdering crazie may be a psychopathic acid causality, but that doesn’t mean he can’t shake his thing and bust some moves like a one man, shoe shufflin’ dance party. All those years in prison, man’s gotta keep himself occupied. Charlie danced those years away. Whoop.
It was a year of chaos in the world’s political and financial realms, anarchy on the streets and Mother Nature exercising her awesome power. And in the movies, well, things got a little weird. But then when the going gets weird, Hollywood turns pro so bring it on. In case you missed all the strangeness, watch this compilation and act like you saw them all. No one’ll know.
Awwwww, bless. Look at this beautiful princess living in an enchanted land with all her enchanted, magical happy friends that share the love of fairies and dance to the tune of hope. So, naturally, off she goes to meet the other half, the one and only prince charming. Once there and her radiant beauty has cast him under her alluring spell and she does what any beautiful princess should do. She demands her fucking money. Tony Montana, you have competition.
The school portrait is a seminal moment in a child’s life. They don’t know it at the time but they’ll look back at that and think about who they were back then and who they’ve turned into now they’re a big adult. So why not kill those dreams before they start to manifest and inject some cold hard reality into those cute smiles. Why should it just be adults that are miserable, eh?
Wanna make your girlfriend think you are waay cooler than Johnny Depp? Watch as this guy’s room fills with water and turns into the good ship Black Pearl, sailing the ocean blue, with you as Captain jack! No SFX, no post production, no cuts, everything you see here was done 100% for real. In this watery version you’d definitely get the girl. Any girl. Part of a series of movie related videos using ‘Immersive Imaging’ which takes 3D projection mapping as its starting point, but gives the viewer a supercharged experience with the help of the PlayStation Move controller.
If you’re gay, coming out of the closet to your parents is probably a total nightmare, but having to do it to a devout Christian mother who goes to church and thinks God is the be all and end all. That sucks, pun intended. But this brave soul builds up the courage to do it. If you are wondering how his mom’ll react then you are in for a treat as it takes a turn for the seriously surreal. Listen VERY carefully.
Stanley from The US Office is a total pussy magnet, they’re all heading over to his house to strip down to their bikinis and show him some fun times. Sure, he may be a big man who likes to hang out in his dressing gown and slippers, but the chicks dig a man who’s happy with who he is. No wonder he can’t wait to leave work every day.
Yeah, so this denim may be produced in exotic climes by small hands who work for less than $5 a decade but they look super fine on this hot chick’s sweet ass. That way she can distract us from the fact that the clothes are made unethically because beautiful people make everything OK.
This guy surfing in the ocean is shot so clean and crisp it makes you thirsty for salt water. You want to just dive in there and start lapping it all up even though you know it’ll turn your mouth into sandpaper. But at least watching it might make you forget how miserable the weather is outside. Prepare to feel total rage at not being there.
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