So the latest installment of pretend war (is hell) is out today and video gamers the world over are creaming in their sweat pants at the thought of getting their clammy hands on it. Maybe you’ve queued up all night to get your hands on a copy. Now it’s time to head home to mum’s basement, dress up in your camo gear and start shooting pixellated enemies. The game might not live up to the hype but this is just a little bit ’special’ ladies & gentlemen. Enjoy.
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Well, if you’re onto lame-assed pop music that sounds like it’s been shat out of a contestant on X-Factor, then this little medley should have you jizzing in your pants. If, however, you’re into music with balls and a decent riff, then you can spend your time ridiculing this talented, but slightly s(w)hite, guy. I’m no critic of music torture, but if you are gonna punish yourself with crap-pop, then go for this as it won’t cut quite as deep as the original versions, and leave fewer scars.
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Calling all children of the 80s and 90s, this is your Koyaanisqatsi (according to the spiel that goes with the video anywho). Which basically means it’s an hour-long compilation of late night television & B-movie VHS tapes thrown together to keep you enraptured, like Alex getting his treatment in A Clockwork Orange, but a good version of that, where your eyes aren’t forced open & images of torture are replaced with Kurt Russell.
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While this man was breaking world records and elevating the human race to the level of godhood, what were you doing? Watching South Park online? Again? The world needs more valiant people like this courageous and skilled individual, shoving 18 quarters up his nose in the name of… something. That’s progress.
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Apple takes on Google Earth – with previously classified military tech (Apple bought the company). Welcome to the world of tomorrow! Today. Technology has advanced so much that C3 Technologies can now provide photo-realistic 3D city visualizations. They dither on about social and commercial implications, but we all know the one commercial implication where it could have boner-type connotations: video games.
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Leave it to Captain Kirk to weigh in on the decades old debate about which was better: Star Trek or Star Wars? Both sides have their staunch defenders who’ll fight to the death to protect their precious sci-fi franchise. The only really mature way to settle the issue is for Shatner and Mark Hamill to duke it out with phaser vs. lightsaber battle.
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The cast and crew of Doctor Who perform like monkeys in front of the camera to celebrate David Tennant finally leaving and ending his over-hyped, child-at-Christmas performance of the Doctor. Just look how happy they all are in this clip, smiles as wide as the universe, even Mr Tennant himself is beaming with joy at his own departure. Sense a trace of bitterness anyone? That’s because i hate him for ending something epic and leaving the show. Haters are always gonna hate. Good. Times.
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A truly tantalising tongue twister teasing moment from the Motilo ‘Lips Of Babel’ series as 13 resplendent models recite tongue twisters in their native language. But take stock, because this might be your only chance to see that many pairs of sensuous lips — belonging to the world’s most stunning models no less — talk directly at you. Sure, there might be the little inconvenience of a computer screen between you and them, but just imagine what those lips could do for you.
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It’s the time of year when we all celebrate evil, but in its most cutesy form possible. So, naturally, it’s also the time of the Halloween Prank. But in the true essence of ‘evil’, these jokers dressed up a 4 foot dummy to look like a trick or treater complete with bag of candy (and a hidden microphone). Then off they went door to door with their fake “Timmy” to see what kind of reactions they’d get. You guys!
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No one dies quite like The Buscmiester, just take his epic prolonged death in Reservoir Dogs. From the opening scene he’s off on one long journey towards the great unknown. Although, for some reason that really needs explaining (maybe, just maybe, he didn’t die), that movie isn’t included in this. Because you’re a fucking faggot.
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Sorcery? Witchcraft? Just what exactly is going on here. You have a face, you have a water balloon. You have someone throwing said balloon in said face, surely that should result in the bursting of the balloon and the soaking of the face. But no, some kind of black magic is afoot…
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