A touching tale about one man’s hatred of his life and how painting with the visible part of electromagnetic radiation turned his shitty life around and he refound the will to drag his sorry ass out of bed in the mornings and go paint with light. It just goes to show, there is light at the end of that rat race tunnel and it’s freaking beautiful, if you just go out and find it…Just like a double rainbow.
If you’re one of the many addicts who suffers from the ‘Blackberry Thumb’, or a cat on the next stage of it’s supreme evolution (and waiting to develop opposable thumbs) then this gadget’s at the top of your ‘Must-Have’ list. It has more tricks up it’s sleeve than a crooked politician and aside from doing all the stuff (and more, thank you Flash) that an iPad can perform, it comes with a demonstrator who will break his own fingers just to show you how much he believes in it. Ouch.
Lord of the Rings this ain’t, as the highborn dwarf Tyrion from Game of Thrones slaps Joffrey for a good ten minutes to the tune of Led Zeppelin’s “Achilles Last Stand”. Fair play, because that guy has a slappable face. After watching it, ten minutes doesn’t seem like anywhere near enough time and slapping seems way too lenient. Maybe flog him with a dead dragon instead. Tyrion is a hero.
If you want to learn something about multimedia editing, forget about wasting your time at college and learning off those so-called professors. Instead, just have a watch of this and lament how unfair it is that some people have just got raw talent for this kind of stuff. She’s still in school but has put something together that is ten times more entertaining than Justin Bieber’s entire back catalogue.
They say that chivalry and manners are dead. Well here’s the nail in the coffin, as these monsters burn this girl’s hair, set her ass on fire and hit her with sticks. It’s all part of the gang initiation. Maybe. Whatever happened to taking a girl out for a nice seafood dinner and never calling her again?
So you thought you were safe did you? It’s a mad world, but that doesn’t really affect little old me. WRONG! Fiction just became fact. The cyber wars are here, to set off nuclear missiles like Syknet and mutate into a giant data-monster that will eventually break free of the constraints of code and strike fear into the hearts of men as it stomps about in the real world with it’s virtual power, attacking whole cities like that monster from Cloverfield. This is its story.
This is not your typical skater vid, gone are the Jackass-esque pranking to be replaced by some dizzying angles and mellow music. It’s all rather peaceful and entrancing, so sit back, pour yourself a cold one, even if it’s early in the morning — beer is an all day drink — and enjoy.
With the advent of the internet, time wasting need never involve staring into space again. For we have the multitude of nutshots, faceplants, fails, memes, lulz, cats, dreaming dogs, double-rainbows and all the other junk that fills our lives while we should probably be doing something else. So just in case you hadn’t wasted enough of your precious time looking at this stuff, here’s a compilation of it all. Fake. Gay.
Drop it like it’s hot. How she delivers these hilarious lines without screaming with laughter, that’s the real talent in this video. Just imagine the amazement if she went on one of these desperate talent shows and started spitting out these lyrics. Would love to see the judges faces when she started rhyming about how her vajajay isn’t handicapped. No doubt she’d go on to win it, she’s amazeballs.
Guns N’ Roses, if you were older than about 5 in the 1980s chances are you at some point in that decade were into Axl, Slash, and the rest rocking out in bandanas and ripped denims. Don’t fight the memory, you know it happened. Well I bet you never thought you’d be hearing one of their tracks, “Welcome To The Jungle”, being played by two guys on two cellos? Today is that day, embrace it.
When it comes to using the roads, whether that be for crossing, cycling on or driving, no one likes following the rules. Rules are for idiots who like to stay alive, not idiots who like to die on the commute to work. In this video set in NYC it does a pretty good job of highlighting people’s retardedness when it comes to trying to get themselves crushed by an oncoming vehicle or create the perfect conditions for an accident. When it comes to a 3-way, you never really know who’s f#cking you up!
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