IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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‘Monday, Monday, so good to me; Monday morning, it was all I hoped it would be. Oh, Monday morning, Monday morning couldn’t guarantee. That Monday evening you would still be here with me’– The Mamas & The Papas, what a bunch of total bastards! A whole frikking upbeat song about the worst day of the week. WHY!?! Maybe things were different in 1966. Maybe?–’Monday, Monday, can’t trust that day.’–Well, at least they got that bit right! For the rest of us millennials here’s some links to ease the pain.

  • Women With Weapons – Girls & guns, what a combo
  • 3 Grandmas In Washington Smoking Weed – This is dope!
  • This Guy Knows How to Party – He really, really does!
  • Near-Miss Shark Attack – It’s all fun till someone gets eaten.
  • Husband Secretly Films Wife Rapping – Just because he can.
  • Doritos: the First Time – She takes it well.
  • When Twerking Goes Horribly Wrong – I sh#t you not!
  • Girls Never Know What They Want To EatTrue dat!
  • The Hole – I know where this is going
  • A Lonely Time In A Travelodge – Being famous is a sad life.
  • ‘KEEP DANCING!’ – Key & Peele get dark, VERY dark.
  • The video Lana Del Rey doesn’t want you to seeNaughty girl.
  • Bikini Party – Ain’t no party like a bikini party!
  • 10 Of The Best Alternate ’10 Hours of Walking in NYC as a Woman’ Videos – This is EPIC!

What Would We Do Without Women?

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Well, for a start we wouldn’t be here because we need them to help the species keep on keeping on. But, that little note aside, we also need them to do silly stuff so we can look and laugh and think how endearing they are. Then go off and do something even dumber ourselves. Oh lol!

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A Message for All Humanity

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It’s the weekend, a time for quiet reflection upon the human condition. That and guzzling beer until it comes out of your eyeballs. So in between all those tequila shots off naked bodies and all the laughing and joking, why not take some time to ponder this speech from Charlie Chaplin in “The Great Dictator”.

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Neil deGrasse Tyson – We Stopped Dreaming

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Why did we stop dreaming? More than anything we’ve gone and upset Neil deGrasse Tyson with our lack ambition to want to get to the stars and dance around with the astral bodies. You know, it’s not good enough, Neil’s on a major downer about it and when Neil’s down everybody’s down. So sort it out humanity! The stars my destination and all that.

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Dating Service Commercial (Jon Lajoie)

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In a perfect world, presided over by Jon Lajoie, all Dating Services Commercials would be like this, so we could all have a good laugh every now and then. But you wouldn’t want to end up with this girl, what sane person wants to date somebody who doesn’t even know who RoboCop is? Just remember: Alcohol is dangerous.

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It’s The Street Fighter Goat & Sheep Edition You’ve Been Longing For

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If you’re a gamer of a certain age you’ll have fond memories of Street Fighter II, and you probably think it’s one of the greatest beat ‘em ups—or greatest game even—ever. It couldn’t possibly be improved you no doubt think, but it can. Oh yes. And that improvement has come in the form of bleating goats and sheep.

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The Storyteller’s Quest…

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The best adventure ever made…EVER! Is a pretty good way to describe this choose-your-own-youtube-adventure which starts with the intriguing premise of a couple of children poking a dog with sharpened sticks. What do you do, do you sneak up to them or stride up with full confidence, not caring if you’re next in the stick-proding line, or do you unleash you wrath and anger upon them?

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Thursday Punchy Pics

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Here’s another delicious dose of pictographic internet hilarity to help round out your week. Specially designed for the lazy web surfer, this gallery can be browsed using just your scroll wheel finger; simply scroll down, lol, then scroll down some more. Couldn’t be simpler!

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GoPro Takes a Fascinating Look at Japanese Street Racing

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Customizing race cars is a pretty popular hobby for a lot of people in Japan, who take to the streets at night to race around at high speed. GoPro delve into this after-dark culture to meet the unique characters who ride around in some truly insane vehicles.

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Here’s Your WTF Chinese Music Video of the Day

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Even without the visuals of half-naked men in horse masks and chicken costumes and women dancing behind a giant band-aid, the lyrics to this song are enough to make you sit up and think, WTF? Because they mainly consist of the female singer making cluck-cluck chicken noises.

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Watch The Cyanide & Happiness Show Episode 1

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The guys behind one of the best webcomics out there have finally gotten around to releasing the first episode of their web series—and it’s exactly as you’d expect, full of mayhem and off-the-wall humor and butts, lots and lots of butts in series of sketches that will sure to bring the lolz in its ten minute running time.

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The IT Crowd – Jen Breaks the Internet

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There’s been a lot of talk about Kimmy K breaking the internet with pictures of her giant behind, but there was someone who broke the internet way before Kim Kardashian came along—and that was Jen from The It Crowd, who broke it in a less metaphorical, far more literal way.

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