Vimeo user Lifeliketextube took the Spongebob Squarepants episode “The Great Snail Race” and turned it into “The Great Console Race”, naming different characters different consoles—Squidward is Sony, Spongebob is Microsoft, Patrick is Nintendo, and Sandy is PC—changing some of the dialogue and then using it to paint a picture of what the console market is like today.
Wow. This guy really needs to get a grip, because if he continues to act like he does in this video, he’s going to get destroyed by the adult world. After learning that his video games have gone, he goes into his backyard to find his dad moments away from destroying his entire Xbox collection by running over them with a lawnmower.
Nightwing, for those not down with the intricacies of the DC Universe, is the superhero alter ego of Dick Grayson, formerly Robin and sidekick to Batman. After Bats and Dick have a falling out, Grayson leaves Gotham and becomes Nightwing, fighting his own battles and no longer just a sidekick.
Mario speed runs can be pretty brutal, so you can imagine how tense it can get on a competitive level when you’re battling against your peers to complete in the best time possible. And this video shows just how tense it can be, especially when on a gamer’s preferred diet of Mountain Dew, Doritos and weed.
Actors like nothing else than to go off-script and improv a scene or two, giving them a chance to stretch their acting skills and range and generally show off. But while their luvvie ways may infuriate the person who spent months and months perfecting what they thought was a killer script, it’s good news for film fans.
When it comes to horror films, all the characters act completely unreasonably, doing things any sane human being would never undertake in the same circumstances — so what would a horror film be like if all the protagonists acted sensibly? Well it would be like this hilarious trailer for a film that wouldn’t exist, because without those tropes you wouldn’t have horror.
If the name Buckwheat Groats sounds kind of familiar but you can’t quite pin it, then let me jog your memory by reminding you they did the awesome “Tom Hanks” song that superimosed Tom Hanks’ head on all kinds of debauchery. And they’ve also done a McDonald’s-inspired track set inside several actual McD’s restaurants.
Pity the poor telemarketer at the end of this call, or don’t, because they are pretty much the most annoying people on earth. But Tom Mabe gets them back for all humanity by pretending to be an FBI agent on a murder scene, with Tom Mabe the victim. Then the fun really begins as Mabe starts to mess with the caller and find out just what relationship he may’ve had with the murdered man – An oldie, but still gold.
Start your week as you mean to go on, by totally slacking off and watching some funny videos on the internet. That way you won’t ever get the chance to be pissed off because it’s Monday, and before you know it it’ll be the weekend and you’ll have a satisfying amount of cat videos under you belt.
- Huge Grouper Eats Shark – There’s always a bigger fish.
- Funniest Reponses To Nicki Minaj’s ‘Anaconda’ – LOL.
- Sin City as an 8-bit Video Game – Someone needs to make this.
- Crazy Flexible Girl Is Amazing – She has the most flexible hips ever.
- Ross Kemp Confronts Gunman – A British tough guy in action.
- Game of Thrones Retro Gaming Style – GoT with added lolz.
- Pranking a Phone Scammer – Someone needs to.
- Ghanaian Action Movie Trailer – This looks incredible.
- BatDad Is Back – These never get old.
- Self Shooting FAIL – Totally unsexy.
- Wisdom Teeth Ice Bucket Challenge – Maybe not the best idea.
- Bryan Cranston & Aaron Paul Open Pawn Shop – Together again
- Ukrainian Daredevils – Dangling from skyscrapers is their day job.
- People Failing the Ice Bucket Challenge – Idiots.
Pogo and the Muppets, you couldn’t find a more sweet, sweet combination, enough to melt your heart with nostalgia overload. So sit back and let the sounds of Kermit, Bert, Ernie, and lots of funky 70s footage wash over you and let you reminisce about childhood and hours spent watching your friend, the TV, as it had a party with all your other friends, those puppet creations of Jim Henson.
Imagine of your first date was like a Hollywood action movie? Why you are pondering that and wondering why we’re all waiting for the Wonder Woman movie, which seems to be taking forever, check out this short that takes it’s inspiration from the Amazonian superheroine. A simple walk through a parking lot with your date turns into something else as a group of thugs comes along. So what’s a woman to do? Well, if your name is Diana, you do want comes naturally with a little help from some jewelry.
Dating can be a minefield, all those fish and all that sea, it’s enough to confuse even the most dedicated and committed person, so it was great news when Dana McLendon released his six minute video revealing the Universal Hot Crazy Matrix which, using a graph plotted along hot vs. crazy axes, gave men everything they needed to know about women. And, praise be, now a female version called “Hot Emotional Unavailability Matrix” has been released.
Robots are undeniably cool, but if the singularity hits they’re going to start getting all “robots of the world unite” on our asses and before you know it we’ll have a robot uprising on our hands. This stunning-looking VFX-heavy short film from effects company Big Lazy Robot shows just one such uprising. It comes across as more like a promo then a self-contained short film and word is it’s getting made into a feature. Hell. Yes.
And herein lies a lesson in the dangers of sharing your Netflix account with anyone, and that includes exes. In fact, exes should be at the very top of the list of “People I Don’t Share Stuff With” because they will go out of their way to make you look bad and ruin your life, Fatal Attraction-style.