Gather the family round, because it’s time to journey to a world full of c#nts — or at least, people saying the word c#nt, a lot. And not just anybody but celebrities which makes it all the more enjoyable. If you can count up the number of times the word c#nt is mentioned in this two and half minute video and send your answer on a postcard then you truly are a c#nt.
Brian Williams doesn’t immediately strike you as the kind of guy to be sipping on some gin and juice while his mind is on his money and his money on his mind—but he is in the mind of Jimmy Fallon, who remixed various newcasts of Williams on his Tonight Show to make it sound like he was rapping the lyrics to “Gin and Juice” by Snoop Dogg.
The warning’s in the song title really. Anything called “Hello Kitty” was always going to be pure ear-bleed for anyone over the age of 13, but it’s not just the music that will teach you how to hate, the video itself is all kinds of terrible (so terrible in fact, it looks like Vevo have pulled the video from both their YouTube and Vimeo pages). The colors, the appropriation of J-Pop, the weird juxtapositions.
Manu Chao is just one musician to feature in this collaborative track, which starts off in Morocco and then proceeds to tour the world as different instruments are brought into the mix until the song builds into a “Global Roots Reggae-Latin jam”— whatever one of those is. But it doesn’t matter, because it sounds great.
National anthems are never that great, and Canada’s “O Canada” isn’t exactly an earth-shattering tune, lets just say it’s not going to trouble the iTunes charts any time soon. That is until it gets an awesome facelift by beatboxer KRNFX who’s transformed it into something that could find it’s way onto people’s summer playlists. Add to that singer Maiko Watson and you have a national anthem that hits it out of the park.
SpongeBob Squarepants seems like the sort of sea sponge that would be into Daft Punk, so he’s the perfect host to take you on a tour of the French electronic music duo’s mega-hit Get Lucky through the ages – And it’s going to be a wild, wild ride!
Don’t pretend you’re in any way better than these people who have chosen to exchange unpleasantries in an enclosed space thousands of feet in the air with not a care for their fellow passengers. The Teletubbies can inflame even the most calm amongst us. Even the Dalai Lama has been known to turn violent when someone disagrees with him about who is the best Teletubby. Sh#t just got real bro’.
The Matrix is, without doubt, one of the greatest movies ever made—and I will fight anyone in bullet time who says otherwise. But that doesn’t mean to say it hasn’t got its flaws and inconsistencies which CinemaSins are happy to point out in 12 minutes or less—and they point out 85 of these crimes against coherency.
When you think of psychedelics (if you ever think about them, which you should), you probably wouldn’t think of honey as being a substance that can cleanse the doors of perception. But in Nepal tribes hunt a certain type of wild honey (known as “mad honey”) which has natural psychoactive properties, and how they do it is explored in this very cool documentary.
If you’ve had the misfortune of seeing Michael Goi’s movie ‘Megan is Missing’ then you’ll know you wasted precious moments of your life that you will never get back – it’s a poor attempt at showing how the internet can be a dangerous place. The movie is basically one long faceplam and the acting hits a new low in ‘bad’, making it the perfect material for ‘Your Movie Sucks’ to come along and put it in its place. So save yourself an hour and a half of boredom and just watch this instead.
It’s Monday which, lately, means you can discuss spoilers for Game of Thrones on the internet for those that haven’t seen it yet—and if there’s one thing to make your grumpy, hungover self feel better on a Monday morning, it’s the schadenfreude derived from ruining someone else’s enjoyment of a TV show they love and wait in anticipation to see each week. You’ve got to take your pleasure where you can on a Monday—but before you do that, check out the links below.
- Mini Masters – Crazy Golf – It’s just like golf, but crazier.
- Student Pretends To Be Professor – The receding hairline does it.
- 30 Songs In One Minute – What a show off.
- If Disney Made Breaking Bad – Bitch, this is fricking amazing.
- KFC Capitalize on Game of Thrones – Sex, dragons and fried chicken.
- The New Justin Bieber – Cancer in musical form.
- Graham Norton Pranks Emma Stone – Hmm, so she’s a Spice Girls fan.
- Music Festival Swamp Donkey – Just what is she doing to that tent?
- We Are Old – Elderly Italians bust moves to Pharrell’s ‘Happy’.
- Formula 1 Pit Stops: 1950 & Today – F1’s got a LOT faster.
- Cameron Diaz: What’s Wrong with Having Multiple Partners? – Nothing wrong with that, Cameron.
Call it an art film, call it a fashion film, call it whatever you damn well want, but you’ll find yourself gripped over the next few minutes of your life — gripped by its deft use of lighting and the precise and inventive angles of the camera and the craftmanship with which it’s been shot. And, of course, the models. Let’s not forget them.
Yo bro! That was a sick edit dude! These are the words you might hear if you too knew how to make a sick mountain bike edit. An edit that would spread over the internet like wild viral fire and show off your friend’s mountain bike skills and your own sick, sick editing badassness.
You might be watching Neil deGrasse Tyson on his show Cosmos and wondering why there isn’t more talk of why science is fake. Well, Funny or Die are here to fill that hole with Creationist Cosmos which aims to debunk all that silly science nonsense.
The ancient art of Tai Chi, where the simplest of movements can cause your opponent the gravest of injuries. It’s a discipline not to be smirked at, only respected — even just watching this video might cause you physical harm, such is the power of the practitioners being filmed. Just don’t drift off to sleep.
Memory cards, they’re robots in disguise! At least, they are in this video which shows a microSD card that doesn’t just store endless photos of your cat, but instead it’s a tiny robot with a jet pack that can run, fly, swim, battle magnets, is impervious to X-rays, can bust through walls like they were made of paper AND has a parachute. Surely it deserves its own Michael Bay movie?
Don’t listen to all the naysayers who say that drones are bad and stuff, because drones are awesome—and they’re awesome because they’ll become our slaves who will do what we command of them, like carrying out important tasks such as taking a selfie…..and stalking your ex-girlfriend.
OK, let’s journey back to 1994, it’s summertime and you’ve just got your hands on The Breeders track “Saints”, you’ve got your ripped jeans on, a scruffy hole-ridden t-shirt and your hair looks like it hasn’t been washed in months. But nothing matters because “summer is ready when you are” and you’ve got this cranked up as loud as it’ll go.