If you owned an army surplus store in Finland, called Varusteleka, and you wanted Arnie to come visit it when he was stopping by the country, making a video like this would be a seriously awesome way to get his attention. It’s basically an After Effects masterclass and the best invitation you could offer John Matrix from Commando.
Canal+ are a French cable TV station and as a new soccer season begins they want to show just how dedicated their cameramen are to getting all the on-field action. So dedicated are these guys that they run onto the pitch and chase the ball to make sure the viewers at home get the best shots.
The countdown keeps on ticking towards October 12 when a new season of The Walking Dead starts—but until that momentous time we have to make do with salivating over this teaser trailer which, if you’re a fan of the show, will make you insanely excited for its return.
It’s a new dawn, it’s a new day, it’s the end of the weekend. But don’t feel too angry about it all, because just imagine if you worked in a slaughterhouse. That would be worse, right? Or imagine if you lived opposite a slaughterhouse, that would be even worse. The view out your window would be offal. Just offal.
- Drinking Contest Ends in Fail – Never try to make a dramatic exit.
- How Well Do You Know The Simpsons? – Take the quiz and find out.
- You’ve Never Used a Balloon Like This – Imagine walking in on this.
- Insane Motor Bike Stunt – Have they lost their minds?
- Kutiman’s Back – The mashup master returns.
- Life Through An MRI Machine – It looks a lot different.
- If The Incredibles Was a Christopher Nolan Movie – If only.
- Shakespeare Recital FAIL – Comedy and tragedy.
- Major League Apple Presents the New iPhone 6 – Apple gets rekt.
- Strange And Beautiful – So strange, yet so beautiful.
- Air Castle Blown Away on Beach – The “Katamari Edit”.
- Mortal Kombat Elevator Prank – FINISH HIM!
- Woman Turns Herself Into a Sex Doll – Bizarre and terrifying.
- Rapper Looking For Blunt Roller – And he’s willing to pay big $.
Or more accurately it’s Star Wars described by Malcolm Tucker, the new Doctor Who, from UK TV show The Thick Of It, which was a British version of Veep written by the same team. And whether you’re a fan of Star Wars or you hate it, you’ll be crying tears of laughter at this amazing description of the most famous sci-fi film franchise in this or any galaxy.
You might not be aware, but there’s such a things as The Kong Off, an event where Donkey Kong’s best players duke it out to see who can get the highest score. This documentary follows The Kong Off 3 held in Denver, exploring the rivalry between contestants Hank Chien, a 39-year old plastic surgeon who graduated from Harvard, and 22-year old French Canadian meathead, Vincent Lemay—the pair, any many other players, spend four days in a dark arcade fighting for supremacy.
Prepare for a nerd-boner as Batman and Deadpool face off in this fanmade live action film, which sees Bats coming to the rescue of Catwoman who’s somehow got herself tied up and at the mercy of the Marvel mercenary. And it delivers pretty damn well, as we get to see the two fight it out in in some hand-to-hand combat.
Key and Peele eavesdrop on a conversation between two white women talking about having sex with a black guy, and it swings between compliments and backhanded compliments as the details how compassionate and in the moment and other they are and then follow up these with some casual racism to ruin it all.
As The Dude in The Big Lebowski he put the White Russian cocktail firmly in the minds of film fans the world over, so you’d think Kahlua’s marketing department would jump on the chance to feature Jeff Bridges in an ad. Maybe he didn’t want to, until now. The drinks company have made a short film starring Bridges recounting a strange story to a barmaid, a story that features an actual white Russian cosmonaut.
Kim Deal is one of the most important persons in music history. She’s Kim Deal by name, she’s a big fucking deal by nature—because anyone who can write and perform a track like Cannonball after being in one of the best bands of the 90s (The Pixies, duh) deserves all the accolades we can throw at her.Fuck all those Ladies and Gagas and whatever… if she had balls she would have been a Mozart and I’m drunk right now.
Bill Burr doesn’t really get why everyone makes a big deal about Steve Jobs—for him Jobs just told other people what to do and took all the credit while they did all the hard work. If you’re an Apple fanboy or girl you maybe find this hard to watch, but equally you’d need to be totally humorless not to laugh at some of it.
Feeling hungry? Skipped breakfast? Then maybe you could snack on a delicious, totally appetising cactus! Or maybe you have a brain so you’ll not want to do this EVER. This guy doesn’t care though because he’s young and has an internet to impress, so he chomps away on this spiky morsel and then probably instantly regretted it.