Stand Up Comedian Chris Turner’s Amazing Freestyle Rap

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Chris Turner may look like he’s a nerd who couldn’t rap for shit, but just wait until you see him in action. Taking suggestions from the crowd for subjects to use—the more unfunny they are the better—he then proceeds to make a rap from these disparate elements.

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Cute SD Card Micro-Mecha Robot Transformation

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Memory cards, they’re robots in disguise! At least, they are in this video which shows a microSD card that doesn’t just store endless photos of your cat, but instead it’s a tiny robot with a jet pack that can run, fly, swim, battle magnets, is impervious to X-rays, can bust through walls like they were made of paper AND has a parachute. Surely it deserves its own Michael Bay movie?

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Learn Some Smooth Moves With the A-Z of Dance

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Do you know your Memphis Jookin from your East Coast Swing? Of course you don’t, but you’ll be a lot wiser of what moves you’re unable to bust on the dancefloor after watching this A to Z of dance from director Jacob Sutton, who’s captured some of the best dancers in the world shaking their moneymakers atop the roofs and on the streets of LA.

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2 Girls 4 Punches

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As dumb ideas go, this is up there with the best. Two girls realised they’d never punched anybody and also that they might, just might, look good with a black eye. So what’s their bright idea? To punch each other in the face and see how that works out. No idiots were harmed in the making of this. OK, maybe just two idiots were harmed in the making of this.

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What DJs Do These Days (Spoiler: It’s a Lot of Button Pushing)

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DJs have to train very hard these days—and they have to train one particular part of their anatomy, which is their index fingers. Their fingers have to be at the top of their game, at an absolute Olympian level of competitiveness and physical fitness so that when they finally get their overpriced asses in the DJ booth they can push buttons with an elite level of skill not seen since the days when Hungry Hippos was the toy du jour.

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Ultimate Car Crash Compilation

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Prepare your “HOLY SHIT!!!” face because you’ll be needing it quite a bit over the next few minutes as you schadenfreude your way through this compilation of people driving so badly that new levels of idiocy. Maybe they should cut back on the GTA sessions, especially just before they go out for a drive somewhere, as they seem to be blurring the line between reality and fiction. Or maybe they learned their skills behind the wheel at the Hans Moleman school of driving.

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50 Cent Dubbed Over Jehovah’s Witnesses Telling Deaf People To Stop Fapping

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Do deaf people masturbate too much? It’s probably not something you think about that often, but Jehovah’s Witnesses do nothing but think about it. Mainly because they are selfless individuals whose sole purpose in life (and beyond) is to help others stop touching themselves. So they brought out a video using sign language (lots of hand gestures you’ll know only too well) to tell them to stop with the self love already. So kind.

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IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Good weekend? Bed, Bath and Beyond? A quarrel with the wife about what color to paint the bathroom? Kids pestering you to take them everywhere and anywhere but where you want to go? Work is a sanctuary so why not welcome the new week with smiles and optimism. This is what your life has become. Try not to have a Falling Down moment. The weekend’s only 5 days away. But on the bright side you’ve got these links to enjoy.

The Gay Debate: The Bible & Homosexuality

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Some Christians hate gays, most people hate those Christians who hate gays. Can we not all just get along in peace and harmony and hold hands and suck each other off, both gay, non-gay, man, woman, just like the rhesus monkey? Jesus was gay and so was God and so are you.

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Aphex Twin – Come to Daddy

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It might not be throwback Thursday or New Music Monday, but screw all that, because here’s a blast from the past from the unholy alliance of Aphex Twin and Chris Cunningham, that is probably one of the creepiest videos to ever have existed—and even though it’s now getting on a bit at nearly 20 years old, it’s still abjectly terrifying and totally mesmerizing, as a group of kids with the grinning face of Richard D James run amok on a highrise concrete estate. DAFUQ?

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Hilarious DVD Commentary From Mock Horror Sitcom Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace

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Way back in 2004 there used to be funny stuff on terrestrial television—sounds bizarre right? But it was true, and proof of that is this ace sitcom which starred Matthew Holness, Richard Ayoade and Matt Berry. The show was set in a hospital in Essex, UK which is built over the Gates of Hell, and is written by a fictional horror writer called Garth Marenghi, played by Holness who also stars in his televisual magnus opus.

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‘What I Likes’ | Pogo

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It’s Saturday morning, so time for a little rewind in time a bit to the summer of last year when Pogo worked his remix magic on Mary Poppins, a childhood classic that you’ll no doubt have very fond memories of — the only way you wouldn’t is if somebody wiped memories from your mind. And this reworking of the film, including Dick Van Dyke’s terrible cockney accent, is what you might call catchy. Very catchy. One listen just won’t be enough.

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The Truth Behind That Super Freaky Emma Watson Unmasking Video

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Back in March a mind-melting horror show of a video surfaced on the internet that looked like it showed Emma Watson being unmasked to reveal she’s actually Sofia Vergara in disguise (possibly a bit nsfw if you have a latex fetish). It was kind of freaky and weird and awesome in the same way that a Chris Cunningham Aphex Twin video will unnerve and compel you at the same time.

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Thai Life Insurance Commercial Celebrates Anonymous Everyday Heroes

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You don’t expect to be getting life-lessons from a commercial, but this Thai advert about life insurance is inspirational and delivers a message we’d all do well to heed more in our daily lives. It follows an unsung hero as the people less fortunate than him that he helps on a daily basis.

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Does Ms McGarricle Exist?

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If you’ve ever fantasized about having a relationship with your really hot teacher, even though it’s completely illegal, then chances are it remained just that throughout your school years. But maybe, just maybe, it could turn out like it does in this Adam Sandler movie ‘That’s My Boy’, where a young Sandler gets to make out with Ms McGarricle. You can but wonder if this scenario ever plays out…..But it’s highly doubtful.

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PostHuman (Animated Short)

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If you’re a fan of the Battlestar Galatica remake, then you’ll be pleased to know that Tricia Helfer, aka Cylon Number Six, does one of the voices, and being a sci-fi geek you’ll also be intrigued by the premise of this short film, set in a world of espionage, assassins, and crazy super science, it follows a young hacker and his dawg as they aid a young woman in freeing an ESP held in a test lab.

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Pope Francis Recalls the Time He Was a Bouncer

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Pope (Pachino) Francis is like a breath of fresh, totally badass, air when it comes to the Catholic Church—not only does he act like he doesn’t despise humanity but just listen to him recount the time when he was a bouncer and was forced to take down a couple of dickwads who were encroaching on his turf.

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Bubble P0rn: It’s All in Your (Dirty) Mind

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LOL! This p0rn is all about your filthy mind, you sick degenerate pervert—and some highly suggestive but innocent bubble effects, which are put over the top of various scenes that make you think what’s going on is far more dirty than what’s actually happening.

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