Hanging out with wild gorillas who could crush you effortlessly is no match for the sheer terror poor David Attenborough must’ve felt with this. Dealing with the screaming horror that is a group of fan girls gathered together in one place to see a boyband. But the brave broadcaster deals with them admirably.
Do women in lingerie jog the memory? Who knows, so what it has to do with the art of remembering is anyone’s guess, but let’s not get bogged down in semantics, not when there’s videos to be watched. By the time it’s ended you won’t be able to remember what it was you came on the internet for anyway.
It seems that lots of directors or screenwriters had a hard time at school with math, because this compilation shows that it sure does get a bad rep from a lot of movies. Characters are either dissing it all the time or flunking it and wearing that as a badge of honor. And YouTuber Dan Meyer has had enough!
In an expert piece of Chatroulette trolling, Russian prankster Jhonathan Shein takes to the online chat site and pretends he’s doing something, well, unsavory. And when the people looking at him realise what it is he could be up to, he does the big reveal—and it’s just him washing some dishes or opening a bottle of water.
In the short film It’s Not You, It’s Me, a young woman’s (Gillian Jacobs) relationship takes a dark turn when every sound her boyfriend (Fran Kranz) makes starts to annoy her. And as things start to develop she gets more and more wound up, until it builds towards a rather WTF messy ending. A warning to annoying boyfriends the world over.
And so, the cycle of your working life begins again—for another round of pretending to give a damn about spreadsheets and product evangelising and incentivising and God knows what else. But don’t worry, there’s always the internet to go to in your hours of need. Let’s start with the videos below.
- The Matrix with 8-bit sounds – The results are hilarious.
- How Annoying Are You? – Take this quiz and find out.
- Nutella Poop Prank – Quite possibly the best prank ever.
- Best Education On Earth – This is why college rules.
- One Man A Capella ‘Gollum’s Song’ – This guys’ got talent.
- Drunk Neighbor Gets Hosed – Not that he cares.
- How To Be A Dad – This guys knows.
- Opening a Beer With A Banana – Essential life skill.
- Totally Accurate Navi Cosplay – Nailed it.
- Gurls With Guns – It’s a winning combo.
- Crazy Animation – Cyriak does it again.
- Coach Lasso Is Back – The guy’s a legend
- Hotel Design Fail! – Guests can be seen using toilet.
- Man Lives on Airplane in Middle Of Woods – Nice place.
To combat their 6 year old kid wigging out and throwing a tantrum for an hour and refusing to come out of her room, the dad steps up to try and add some humour to the situation by pretending he’s the one having the epic fit, managing to lighten the mood and make sure everyone keeps their sanity and doesn’t end up having a mass row and ruining everything ever. The results are definitely worthy of a family Kodak moment.
If it wasn’t enough that the notorious Mexican drug cartels have desecrated the country with violence and warfare, they’ve now taken to exploiting the country’s oil reserves too. VICE News reports on what’s happening, as 10,000 barrels of crude oil are stolen from Mexico’s state-run oil company Pemex a day. All this is done through illegal tapping.
The title of this isn’t just the sort of scenario that every warrior would wet their pants at the thought of seeing, but it’s the name of a 3D animated short film imagined in photorealistic style where Donnie Yen (Ip Man)fights an imaginary opponent, who just so happens to be the greatest martial artist whoever was: Bruce Lee (also Ip Man’s student). So sit back and watch the action unfold as two great fighters duke it out.
File this one under “Totally Random” as Kiesza’s hit song ‘Hideaway’ gets covered by a couple of Russian comedians called Bonya and Kuzmich. But while it may seem random it’s actually shot in one take, this pair never put a foot wrong in their carefully choreographed routine – which even features chickens and a sexy tractor ride!
Mirages are a common occurrence for people who have spent days on their own in the desert with no food or water, but the guy in this advert has a different kind of hallucination than just a watering hole. He instead sees a parade of women in skimpy lingerie who proceed to dance around and drape themselves all over him.
Over in Japan they have what’s known as cuddle cafes, but if that sounds too cutesy for you, they also have Yakuza-sponsored prostitution rings, catering to the population who are just seeking recreational fun rather than serious relationships, and it shows in the fact that hardly anyone is having babies which means Japan has more people over the age of 65 and the smallest number under 15 in the world. Yep, Japan is really weird.
From first date, to forth base, to first meeting of your friends, to first arguments, to wanting to sleep with other people, and everything else that goes on in a relationship, two actors improvise a very convincing setup and take your through the highs and lows and more lows of being with someone. Anyone who’s ever been in a relationship, even if it’s just with a pot plant, will enjoy this.
Cracked take on Upworthy and their fondness for videos that manipulate our emotions with scenes of ever-increasing smaltz. So in this video we start out with a blind guy who is able to see again. Praise be! He then meets his brother who he hasn’t talked to in 18 months, is reunited with his dog who he thought was dead and then things really begin to go downhill.