It’s the weekend, a time for quiet reflection upon the human condition. That and guzzling beer until it comes out of your eyeballs. So in between all those tequila shots off naked bodies and all the laughing and joking, why not take some time to ponder this speech from Charlie Chaplin in “The Great Dictator”.
Why did we stop dreaming? More than anything we’ve gone and upset Neil deGrasse Tyson with our lack ambition to want to get to the stars and dance around with the astral bodies. You know, it’s not good enough, Neil’s on a major downer about it and when Neil’s down everybody’s down. So sort it out humanity! The stars my destination and all that.
In a perfect world, presided over by Jon Lajoie, all Dating Services Commercials would be like this, so we could all have a good laugh every now and then. But you wouldn’t want to end up with this girl, what sane person wants to date somebody who doesn’t even know who RoboCop is? Just remember: Alcohol is dangerous.
If you’re a gamer of a certain age you’ll have fond memories of Street Fighter II, and you probably think it’s one of the greatest beat ‘em ups—or greatest game even—ever. It couldn’t possibly be improved you no doubt think, but it can. Oh yes. And that improvement has come in the form of bleating goats and sheep.
The best adventure ever made…EVER! Is a pretty good way to describe this choose-your-own-youtube-adventure which starts with the intriguing premise of a couple of children poking a dog with sharpened sticks. What do you do, do you sneak up to them or stride up with full confidence, not caring if you’re next in the stick-proding line, or do you unleash you wrath and anger upon them?
Here’s another delicious dose of pictographic internet hilarity to help round out your week. Specially designed for the lazy web surfer, this gallery can be browsed using just your scroll wheel finger; simply scroll down, lol, then scroll down some more. Couldn’t be simpler!
Customizing race cars is a pretty popular hobby for a lot of people in Japan, who take to the streets at night to race around at high speed. GoPro delve into this after-dark culture to meet the unique characters who ride around in some truly insane vehicles.
Even without the visuals of half-naked men in horse masks and chicken costumes and women dancing behind a giant band-aid, the lyrics to this song are enough to make you sit up and think, WTF? Because they mainly consist of the female singer making cluck-cluck chicken noises.
The guys behind one of the best webcomics out there have finally gotten around to releasing the first episode of their web series—and it’s exactly as you’d expect, full of mayhem and off-the-wall humor and butts, lots and lots of butts in series of sketches that will sure to bring the lolz in its ten minute running time.
There’s been a lot of talk about Kimmy K breaking the internet with pictures of her giant behind, but there was someone who broke the internet way before Kim Kardashian came along—and that was Jen from The It Crowd, who broke it in a less metaphorical, far more literal way.
Try not to feel too hard done by this Monday morning, just remember the rest of the world is feeling exactly like you do. Except Steve from accounts. That swine. He always seems so happy and full of life on a Monday morning. It’s sickening. The only salvation you have is these funny links. But don’t send them to Steve. He’d just tell the boss you were time-wasting. Screw you Steve.
- WTFness – I don’t even.
- Bill Cosby Fails At Social Media – He gets utterly ridiculed.
- Mirror, Mirror On The Wall – Girls love taking mirror selfies.
- How To Keep Cats Off The Counter – A victory for humans.
- Awesome ANW Submission – Get this man on the show.
- A Day In November – Meanwhile, in Norway…
- Tow Truck Epic Fail – Bad day at the office.
- Benedict Cumberbatch’s Celebrity Impressions – Totally spot on.
- Bird Imitating R2D2 – Is this for real?
- South Park Drink Responsibly Ad – Nailed it .
- Kim Kardashian’s Butt – Kimmy K’s butt nearly broke the internet.
- Lady Gaga Post Show – Here’s what she looks like after performing.
- Real-life Batmobile – This guy’s a hero.
- Quiz: Guess The Celebrity Elbow? – How well do you know your celebs?
You’re never going to get close to Jennifer Lawrence, it’s just never going to happen. But you can always draw her. At least, you could if you were any good at drawing and not so incapable you can barely muster a stick man. And just to make you feel even more artistically incompetent, here’s Heather Rooney who’s a bit of a master when it comes to drawing celebrities.