IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Another weekend goes by and all you’ve got to show for it is a hangover, a few bills for drinks you didn’t even know you bought and the nagging sensation of having to start a new working week. But hey, at least we have the internet, the greatest tool for avoiding work the world has ever produced. And also, if you live in Canada or the US, it’s LABOUR DAY, so no work for you. See below for your fun fix.

  • Ghostbusters Honest Trailer – The 1980s ruled.
  • Guess The Missing Words From Movie Quotes – Test yourself.
  • Driver Crashes Rally Car, Still Wins Race – Like a boss.
  • Girl Laughs Like A Raptor – Jurassic Park was never like this.
  • True Faces About Marsupials – Another fine lesson from Ze Frank.
  • Dad Shreds Son’s Video GamesMeltdown ensues.
  • Is This The New iPhone 6? – Or is it just a hot dog.
  • Two Year Old Does Ice Bucket Challenge – The best one yet.
  • Bodybuilder Shows off Amazing Strength – This guy is amazing.
  • Amazing 3D Pencil DrawingsMind = blown.
  • Granular Satisfaction – One for coffee lovers.
  • Stallone and Arnie Hated Each Other – Slyvester reveals all.
  • Pics Turned To Filth By Adding Porn Logo – Pure smut.
  • 9-Year-Old Girl Kills Shooting Instructor With An UziWTF.

Neil Hilborn – Living With “OCD”

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Neil Hilborn is a poet with obsessive compulsive disorder and his performance at a poerty event took the internet by storm and has racked up over 7 million views since it was posted late last year. It’s a heartbreaking performance about falling in love, and through repetition and theatrics, Hilborn paints a painful but beautiful image of being in a relationship while dealing with OCD.

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Watch “Bless You”, A Trippy Animation About Sneezing on the Subway

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Montreal-based filmmaker David Barlow-Krelina directed this animated short about a guy who has a pretty explosive sneeze while riding on a subway carriage. While everyone around him is typically immersed in their reading material, the man launches off upwards into the air, carried off the impact of his mega-sneeze.

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DED Talk: A TED Talk For Zombies

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This looks ‘dead’ good – In the wake of the zombie apocalypse innovative ideas have become more important than ever. Watch and take note on how to survive the “human apocalypse” in a special DED Talk presented by a zombie who has seen it all. It’s nice to know that even after the Zombie Apocalypse there will still be TED talks, even if they are for ‘people’ who can’t talk. Or Hear. Or speak English anymore.

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Here’s Everything Wrong With National Treasure In 13 Minutes Or Less

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If you’ve seen National Treasure then you’ll know, while it might be a fun thing to watch when you’re suffering with a hangover and you’ve lost the remote to the television and can’t be bothered to get up and find it, it sure is full of sins. So Cinema Sins have taken it upon themselves to count down just how many are in the movie’s 131 minute running time.

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Friday Punchy Pics

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It’s time for that ‘Friday Feeling’ as you slip into the weekend zone – Here’s another delicious dose of pictographic internet hilarity to help round out your week. Specially designed for the lazy web surfer, this gallery can be browsed using just your scroll wheel finger; simply scroll down, lol, then scroll down some more. Couldn’t be simpler!

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Pokemon Releases a Reggae Track Along With Accompanying Weird Video

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It’s all in Japanese and doesn’t really make much sense at all, but that doesn’t matter because the less you know what’s going on in this video the better. All you really need to know is that it features the Pokemon character Slowpoke in his first foray into reggae music.

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Queeblo 001 – Whopper and a Forty

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From the mind of Brad Neely direct to your internets, comes a tale of a man called Queeblo. Welcome to his life, set to a downtempo beat, a man who can simultaneously skateboard while eating a burger and drinking some devil juice. And with rhymes like “I’m clearing zones like I’m Indie Jones” there’s no reason why you shouldn’t bust this out at ridiculous volumes at all hours of the day and night. In fact, it’s your duty to.

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The Great Console Race Told Using Spongebob Characters

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Vimeo user Lifeliketextube took the Spongebob Squarepants episode “The Great Snail Race” and turned it into “The Great Console Race”, naming different characters different consoles—Squidward is Sony, Spongebob is Microsoft, Patrick is Nintendo, and Sandy is PC—changing some of the dialogue and then using it to paint a picture of what the console market is like today.

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Guy Has Epic Meltdown When His Dad Destroys His Video Games with a Lawnmower

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Wow. This guy really needs to get a grip, because if he continues to act like he does in this video, he’s going to get destroyed by the adult world. After learning that his video games have gone, he goes into his backyard to find his dad moments away from destroying his entire Xbox collection by running over them with a lawnmower.

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Watch The Awesome Trailer For the Fanmade Nightwing Web Series

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Nightwing, for those not down with the intricacies of the DC Universe, is the superhero alter ego of Dick Grayson, formerly Robin and sidekick to Batman. After Bats and Dick have a falling out, Grayson leaves Gotham and becomes Nightwing, fighting his own battles and no longer just a sidekick.

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Major League Gaming Mario Speed Run, with Added FX and Swearing

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Mario speed runs can be pretty brutal, so you can imagine how tense it can get on a competitive level when you’re battling against your peers to complete in the best time possible. And this video shows just how tense it can be, especially when on a gamer’s preferred diet of Mountain Dew, Doritos and weed.

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Watch the 10 Best Improvised Scenes in Movie History

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Actors like nothing else than to go off-script and improv a scene or two, giving them a chance to stretch their acting skills and range and generally show off. But while their luvvie ways may infuriate the person who spent months and months perfecting what they thought was a killer script, it’s good news for film fans.

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HELL NO: The Sensible Horror Film

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When it comes to horror films, all the characters act completely unreasonably, doing things any sane human being would never undertake in the same circumstances — so what would a horror film be like if all the protagonists acted sensibly? Well it would be like this hilarious trailer for a film that wouldn’t exist, because without those tropes you wouldn’t have horror.

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