Nothing beats a good FAIL. Failing is what separates us normal people from arrogant hotshot alpha manginas who work on Wall Street and wear expensive suits. They NEVER fail, and even suggesting they might gets you sneered at so mightily that you die. Then they lose all our money by investing it in shit like mortgages for people who are too poor to even afford premium ice cream let alone a fucking house, and then the government bails them out when it all hits the wall. Fuckers. They’ll be the first to die when the revolution comes, bludgeoned to death with sacks of crisp new 50 dollar bills.

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