Web videos are getting a bit too clever. Back in the day we had simple, straightforward, uncomplicated fare which consisted largely of idiots doing idiotic things and getting badly maimed in the process, and we were all the better for it. Now things have gotten “conceptual” and “thematic” and “poncey”. So here, courtsey of Break, is a good old school clip of a woman twatting herself. She probably needed extensive reconstructive surgery on her face as a result, but who gives a shit, frankly.