I’ve lives in a backwater shithole in the middle of fucking nowhere for my whole life. I never did shit at school and I’m fucking useless so I can’t escape. I’m stupid, blinkered, probably fat, and bored beyond belief. What can I do to rectify this situation? Hey, I know: I’ll over-react wildly to a minor slight and make things much much worse, for I am a grade A twat.

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fail, losers