Posted on Thursday, April 22nd by wesbo

Complicated Universal Cum – I Can Hardly Wait

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As music videos go this has got to be up there with the Bangbus. These people know what we want from a video, two hot women kissing passionately for 4 minutes. Mesmerizing. I can hardly wait…for the rest of the album.

136 Comments

  • Jamie Studds
    April 22nd, 2010

    OMG!!!!

  • I don’t think I’ve ever been so horny in my life.

  • ManU geezer
    April 23rd, 2010

    Looks like a great album!

  • Agent Man
    April 23rd, 2010

    I think I need a smoke now!

  • Dumb.
    I don’t really get the watching 2 girls kiss thing…I don’t see how it’s supposed to be arousing.

  • Danisafag
    April 23rd, 2010

    dan, you’re a fag.

  • This is a great video…if your only audience is men and lesbians. If you want women or gay men (or perhaps the two or three straight men out there whose cultural tastes, and everything else, aren’t dictated by their penises) to watch your music video, you’re out of luck.

  • Dan is gay
    April 23rd, 2010

    How can that not turn you on? Lose your junk in a terrible accident with a vacuum cleaner?

  • SeriouslyDanYoureaTard
    April 23rd, 2010

    Dan, you’re a fag. And a tard.

  • Dan, you obviously had a dick in your mouth as you were typing your comment. I don’t think you are the target audience for this video.

  • Dan Loves Manass
    April 23rd, 2010

    Wow Dan. Are you mildly retarded or just plain gay?

  • Roseisabitch
    April 23rd, 2010

    rose, you’re a bitch.

  • William Trespasser
    April 23rd, 2010

    Good video. Great song.

  • Ben J Man
    April 23rd, 2010

    Fagtard Dan.

  • Awesome music video

  • Gay Dan and Cunt Rose
    April 23rd, 2010

    Best.
    Video.
    Ever.

    Rose, your a cunt.
    Dan, your a fag.

  • Dan takes it in the ass
    April 23rd, 2010

    Wow dude

  • Cool song, great video, beautiful passion!

  • DanSucksMonsterDick
    April 23rd, 2010

    Dan, you are obviously a flaming homosexual… and rose… you need to get those pine cones out of your cooch.

  • all of you shut the hell up! the straight cocksuckers are trying to masturbate!

    they are pretty and the song’s good too.

  • your retorts to dan are fucking stupid. not being turned on by this video makes one gay? hardly. expecting every straight man to drool at the sight of girls making out does, however, make one a pathetic male moron who believes they have to enjoy what everyone else enjoys, so as not to appear as different from other men. because different is gay? that is fucking stupid.

    this video clearly wasn’t even created to invoke horniness, but to illustrate the beauty of love & sexuality. no matter your personal preference of mates. but this video is stupid & simple & lacks intrigue, mostly due to the fact that the perception of beauty is always overrun by our retard lust of voyeurism. but that’s another rant.

  • Spiderbait
    April 23rd, 2010

    What could go wrong when you put together anonymity, differing opinions and pent up sexual energy.

    Great video, although my eyes now hurt from all the staring. And lol at Rose who disparages a music video for a song called “complicated universal cum” for it’s light sexual content.

  • I love how no one knows which 'your' or 'you're' to use...ever
    April 23rd, 2010

    seriously you fucks, get it right

  • your v. you're
    April 23rd, 2010

    uh… everyone on this post has used them correctly. how the fuck do you use them?

  • Wow ‘Dan’s Advocate’. You should change your name to ‘Dan’s Boyfriend’.
    Is it difficult to type with a cock in your hand? Two girls kissing is obviously hot, get off of your fucking soapbox and get back to blowing Dan.

  • your v. you're 2
    April 23rd, 2010

    except “gay dan and cunt rose”… but really, what would you expect with an idiotic name like that?

  • dan's advocate
    April 23rd, 2010

    coming from a dude named boner, it’s pretty clear who has a dick in their hands. whether it’s yours, or one of your circle jerk, frat buddy’s remains (thankfully) unknown. and it’s cool that you boys finally realized what those things are for, but it’s the 21st century, try expressing a little intelligence and sophistication. it’s cool if something as arbitrary as 2 attractive females kissing arouses you, puberty arrives late sometimes. but to expect every mature, straight man get an erection from something that simple, is ignorant.

  • Damn you’re an uptight queer. You need to get laid.

  • Who the hell wants to watch two lesbians kissing

  • Man, I would love to see two dudes kissing.

  • DicklessDan
    April 24th, 2010

    you just dont have a penis, dan. thats why you don’t understand

  • LeaveDanAlone!
    April 24th, 2010

    no just kidding. what a queer bait

  • The below statement is true.
    April 24th, 2010

    The above statement is false.

  • BlastMyNips
    April 24th, 2010

    I watched this while listening to Chocolate Rain.

  • Hahahhahahhahahahhahahahhhha

    you’re all god damned hilarious

  • LOLD at Dans Advocate
    April 25th, 2010

    Tahahah This nigga here is tryna get some sophistication for a video of 2 girls makin out comments …..damn smoke some weed or take a bar chill out woady

  • SCANIA 164
    April 25th, 2010

    SO BAD… DUCK STORY again :(
    GIRLS..in your nature is normal to make love and KISS with BOYS
    REMEMBER THIS!!!
    next time come to me…

  • Maybe if the women looked hot and not like a dude and a transgendered making out i would be turned on. The guys drooling over this have to be 15 or fat, or maybe both.

  • fappewpew
    April 26th, 2010

    who are these two lovely creatures?

  • boner city

  • They are obviously photoshopped. Have you looked at the reflections? All wrong!

  • your v. you're is as gay as it gets
    April 28th, 2010

    dan is gay. this concludes my comment.

  • I’m sorry you’re not as normal as almost every other straight guy ever. You might be gay. Just letting you know.

  • I love that almost all of you guys are so hard up for sex that you find kissing that hot. They’re KISSING. It’s not like they’re going down on each other. Jesus Christ guys, have you even seen a naked woman?

  • I also believe that Lauren is photoshopped.

  • HARD ROCk PENIS PANTS
    April 29th, 2010

    I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT ONE OF THEM 2 GALS FARTED HARDCORE SHIT STINK, BUT ITS ALL GOOD CAUSE MY PENIS IS ROCK HARD AND IM A GO FIND A RAPE BUDDY

  • …there was music?

  • I’m too gay to enjoy this…now off to doodle my bong hole

  • This video would be so much better if it were two guys kissing.

  • The Mick
    May 1st, 2010

    after watching this video, my desk now has a hole blasted in the middle of it from the boner i got.

    Oh, and Dan, i also get off on watching a girl kiss a guy too. And two girls and 1 guy. Or a girl by herself. Why? because i am straight.

  • You be posting in a troll thread.

  • i'm a lesbian and my girlfriend is way hotten than both of these chicks
    May 2nd, 2010

    and most of you dudes sound like completely illiterate hicks

  • i'm a lesbian and my girlfriend is way *hotter than both of these chicks
    May 2nd, 2010

    wow dan the fucking asshole ruined my first post.

  • The Mick
    May 2nd, 2010

    You aren’t calling me an illiterate hick, are you?
    I’ll have you know that i am well versed in many languages. I am a great cunnilinguist !!!

  • CunningLinguist
    May 3rd, 2010

    Regardless of how beautiful the women are, or how sensual the act of kissing is, there is a basic crucial flaw here. If two women are kissing, neither one is kissing me. If a woman is kissing another man, she is not kissing me. That is the same as being rejected, and who needs that? It is a simple concept. Doing is better than watching. Watching, but not doing, is a waste of time. Better to just look away and find something better to do, and someone better to do it with. To question sexual orientation because a person is wise enough to know what they want is immature.

  • Best reply ever ^^^

  • The Mick
    May 3rd, 2010

    Whatever…
    Can’t wait for the next video showing the bottom half of the screen

  • Seriously Dan! Maybe two guys kissing each other makes more sence to you?

  • We're All Pretty Gay
    May 4th, 2010

    Not only are we not out doing something like kissing for real, and are instead watching a music video with mediocre music with questionably nude women kissing, but there are weeks worth of comments about this video. Wow, people.

    And by the way, I’m with Dan & Friends. Kissing? Not that much of a turn-on. Give me boobs any day.

  • Cid Arren
    May 6th, 2010

    tits or gtfo.

  • EveryoneSTFU
    May 6th, 2010

    Leave the two hot girls alone

  • Trolls
    May 7th, 2010

    This video is obviously not about arousing a person. It’s the sensual act of sharing those tentative first kisses, the first awkward embraces, and the music accompaniment works well in that regard. It’s halting, and melodic, and moody, just like the girls in the video.

    The rest of y’all’s be trolling.

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  • is that hillary clinton’s clone?

  • Sick of queers…enough already!

  • It’s an Art!

  • Jazuz that was terrific!!!!

  • I like the white screen in the back. Its calming

  • Watch the STDS girls. Don’t they have anything better to do? geez.

  • You’ve done it once again. Incredible writing!

  • You got trolled
    May 30th, 2010

    Dan your a fantastic troll, likely a gay troll but still obviously pro.

  • Cyclonus
    June 2nd, 2010

    Watching those ladies kiss I didn’t realize any music was playing. Just focused on those lovely ladies making out. And guy who doesn’t find that arousing is gay that means you DAN.

  • The video depicts beauty in the female human form… Would anyone want to watch 2 men kissing? Or for that matter a man and a woman? It’s not nearly as beautiful as 2 beautiful women embracing each other.

  • CunningLinguist
    June 4th, 2010

    If we are to appreciate the video for the depiction of the beauty of the female form, why then would it be less beautiful to see a man and a woman kissing or two men kissing? Personal preference.

    Like artistic appreciation, each person views a given subject with their own perceptions. If we view it solely for the beauty of the act of kissing, and by that standard alone, it negates the significance of who is doing the kissing. It would not matter if it were men or women or both or neither. Just two sets of lips touching.

    The only way to determine one way is better than another is by personal preference, and that is not a quantifiable fact. Just because one person, or a group of people, likes something does not mean that everyone has to like the same exact thing, or should. It may be possible, but if it does happen it is very rare.

    I would rather be doing it than watching it, and I can still appreciate it for what it is, but that doesn’t mean I have to be turned on by it. Am I wrong to think my opinion is just as good as yours? Is anyone?

    The issue here is tolerance. Whether Dan is gay or not is debatable–he did not elaborate and no one has provided undeniable proof that he is, but I don’t care about that any more than I care about watching other people kiss. My question is: Why does anyone care whether he is or not? He may not have even looked at this page since his post.

    In comments all around the Internet people are quick to throw down the gay card like an insult, but all it does is make the insulting party look stupid. (Outing a complete stranger is about as big of a waste of time as wasting a comment to let others know you were the “first” to comment, particularly when you don’t even leave a comment with your victorious notification.) Consider this: Although this video doesn’t show any actual sex, we may or may not draw the conclusion that the women are lesbians, or at least acting like it. For those who’ve been asleep, lesbianism is a form of homosexuality, kind of like being gay. For those who say watching it proves they are straight and not liking it proves another is gay, you are evoking an illogical double standard. If you enjoy watching gay women, what’s the difference? Why not watch gay men? Personal preference. Do you see the subtlety there? I mean, seriously, who is the real “gay” here; the one who ‘likes’ to watch homosexuality, or the one who ‘does not like’ to watch it? Be careful to think things through before you share your thoughts.

    If you can’t tolerate another person’s personal preference, how can you expect anyone to tolerate you own?

    I previously wrote, “To question sexual orientation because a person is wise enough to know what they want is immature.” I think I’d like to amend that to read, “To question sexual orientation at all is irrelevant.”

    Just because homosexuals exist doesn’t mean I have to be one, and just because I exist as a heterosexual doesn’t mean that they can’t. Keep an open mind, people.

  • Dan runs over puppies and puts kittens in blenders.

  • Ahem… Did anybody else notice that the music was pretty good? It was very relaxing. Had a kind of indie RHCP feel to it. It’s very nice, anyway. I’d love to listen to more of their songs.

    And, to avoid people calling me gay- The video is very hot. I can hardly contain my excitement. It’s like something I could never see! I’d have to step outside or something to see this kind of thing! Brrrr!

  • Woo hoo!

  • Don't Hate
    June 10th, 2010

    I like Dan.
    Don’t hate on someone else’s opinions.

    You’re just mad because you don’t have the balls to say that it wasn’t a turn-on.

    Thats right, Little minions, conform. The government wants it. Easier to manipulate you.

    Dan, you’re going places.

  • I don’t find this arousing, watching two women together really doesn’t excite me.

  • man these comments are far more entertainging than the video!!! lmao!

  • I’m gay and I didn’t find this hot or beautiful. It’s a desperate attempt to get more attention to their music.

  • Dear Dan's advocate
    June 10th, 2010

    I bet you’re also a fuck¡n homo and you’re doing dan in the a$s right now!

  • this is art
    June 10th, 2010

    this isnt some kinky lesbian porno or something, this video is showing the genuine love and wholesome sexual arousal experienced by two humans, which all of us can connect with. The expressions and body language of both woman are very intricate and artistic. This is art folks. Just because its hot, doesn’t mean its pornographic or perverted.

    Also Dan’s seriously gay for not being aroused by this. It’s okay dan, don’t be ashamed that you like cock, embrace it.

  • I’m glad this thread is filled with 15 year old boys. Just because some one doesn’t like the video doesn’t mean you can call them a fag or insult them. Grow up, people.
    On another note, I love the video and I’m a woman. I’m think it’s beautiful though I can see how people can say it’s not artistic.

  • Agree these posts are way more interesting than the video. I mean the video is hot. I, as a straight female can appreciate it. Its passionate, they’re both pretty cute. It’s. Just. Fucking. Sexy.

    But who cares if he doesn’t like it, and why does it make him gay, and what’s wrong with him being gay? I don’t understand all this.

  • What I think is hilarious is that you’re all ragging on each other about who’s gay and who’s straight because of a video.

    What all you idiots who say “two girls making out is a turn on for a straight guy” don’t know is that the IDEA of two girls making out is the turn on. If you watched two guys dressed up like chicks who legitimately looked like girls make out, all you “straighter than thou” jerks would get turned on just as much as you would if you watched two real girls make out.
    So stop calling each other gay, jeez.

  • im with dan. he actually seems like a decent human being compared to all of you homophobic douchebags.

  • not that exciting
    June 10th, 2010

    Seeing two girls kiss is hot… But im not gona be a 14 year old boy and drool over it.

    ITS JUST FUCKING KISSING! Damn you nerds and pre pubescent boys!

    Now yes i would fucking be turned on if those two girls were sythering. But its just fucking kissing… seriously CHILL peeps! :-p

  • This got me wet
    June 10th, 2010

    And I’m straight

  • this kinda makes me a little jealous and angry. I was out with my gf at a music venue and the band was a all lesbian band (sick of Sarah). The lead singer had the hots for my girl.

    That lesbian bitch fucking wooed my girlfriend by singing to her and manipulating her.She ended up taking her with them after the show, leaving me in the dirt.

    She was just a greedy asshole who new damn strait we were together.

    My ex Girlfriend is now lesbian!
    So girls kissing just reminds me of my disdain for them.

    and yes i still like the bands music… :-X

  • dan gobbles nuts
    June 10th, 2010

    so dan was balls deep in this dude’s ass when he gives the guy a reach around. the dude was completely hard so Dan pulled out and said “dude are you gay?” “ew!”

  • that was strange

  • I was driving down the street today when someone started tailgating me. Guess who it was? Who else but Dan!

    He pulled up behind me, gave me the finger and then threw baby seals onto my windshield. There was blood and baby seals eyes everywhere.

    Dan is a menace to society.

  • much ado about nothing….
    and the music sux.

  • dan swallows
    June 11th, 2010

    its true he fuckin sucks dick dry

  • stumbled on this at work. i’m straight but made me a little wet. on to the next site!

  • i thought i stumbled on this cause of the video, but it turns out its for the string of comments following.

  • Dan will murder every last one of you if he gets the chance.

  • kameleon
    June 13th, 2010

    To: “THIS GOT ME WET”

    Ditto!
    Straight also and it got my juices flowin’ too!

  • DANLIKESROSESDICKWHILEPUFFINGDANSADVOCATESCOCK
    June 13th, 2010

    i wonder where the rest of the video is? you know they didnt stop there, nor did the camera crew.

  • just a trucker
    June 14th, 2010

    wow !!!!!!!!!

  • I'm cool
    June 14th, 2010

    dan is your mother

  • CunningLinguist
    June 15th, 2010

    Once upon a time, some guys watched girls kissing because they thought it made them straight, which was ironic because they didn’t actually have sex. Meanwhile some other guys thought girls kissing was not as hot as actually kissing girls, so they kissed girls, had sex, and made babies, and the world went on as normal. Finally, the guys who only watched grew old alone and died out because that’s how evolution works, and the girls who kissed laughed at their silliness, because, hey, at least they had each other…

  • This is beautiful =] While I do admit that it’s sexually arousing, I am entertained much more by the apparent love that these individuals show for one another. I love this; incredibly beautiful.

  • Pastafarian
    June 16th, 2010

    I read every one of the 103 comments to this video, just because I love watching flamewars play out. To sensible people like CunningLinguist: This is the Internet, maybe 7% of the users of which have a high school diploma. (I admit that I don’t, but I’m a sophomore so it’s forgivable.) Don’t bother trying to talk sense into them.
    Yeah, I’m a 15-year-old boy. Yes, I find this hot. But I don’t understand why everyone’s hating on Dan. At least Dan can spell and tolerates differing opinions.
    kthxbai,
    the future boss of everyone on here (barring few)

  • thepineforest
    June 16th, 2010

    Very simple and beautiful. Regardless of your sexual orientation, I think this is definitely a video to see and appreciate.

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  • Walther
    June 21st, 2010

    LOL at CunningLinguist trying to talk sense into a bunch of 13-year old internet trolls by writing whole essays in the comment section of a video clip with two hot chicks kissing…

    Nice try.. good luck with that!

    Oh, and Dan really is gay…

  • Dan once shot a man, just to watch him die.

  • thanks for the laughs everyone. My ex’s name is Dan, and he really hates lesbian everything, so this made my motherfucking day.

  • Well surprise surprise being another Dan I agree with Dan. If this turns you on that’s fine (you can have whatever fetish you want) but how does not finding GAY women attractive gay? So to all of you bashing the first Dan I have three things for you to do:
    1.Get a girlfriend. (then you can actually kiss a girl yourself and you won’t have to jack off to videos of girls kissing each other)
    2.Stop being such homophobes. It’s actually really ironic that people who love gay women so much have such a disdain for gay men.
    3.Have sex, it’s actually a lot better than watching a video of girls making out. Obviously most of the men here haven’t because I don’t know any non-virgin who gets turned on by watching people kiss on their computer. It’s just pathetic go watch some porn. Of course judging by how you all react to girls kissing you’ll probably jizz in your thirteen year old pants.

  • Dan and DanC strapped DanB into the backseat of a Cadillac and pushed it off of a cliff, onto a pile of adorable koala bears.

  • i don’t know which is better, the video or the comments x]

  • Traci Amber
    June 26th, 2010

    ♥ ♥ ♥ it! They look like they’re having fun, wish I was there to join them! :D

  • people are assholes… fuck the world…everyone should die… fuckin haters… accept for those lesbians making out they look like lovers… they’re cool… the music kind of sucks though…

  • Wow. I’m always surprised about how far things go. I’m probably a moron for letting it happen to.

    For one, I love the trolls. Great job at trolling the fuck outta Dan. Just beautiful work.

    But seriously, I really don’t think it’s a sign of immaturity to enjoy two women kissing. And I don’t think one’s hard up for sex if they really enjoy kissing. I fail to understand it, but plenty of men find it arousing, myself included. And kissing is especially erotic to me, and I wouldn’t consider myself sexually deprived.

    Besides, it’s two beautiful, classy looking women, who are naked, and kissing. Not two drunk, orange, bleach blonde college bimbos kissing for attention. Maybe they’re both for attention, but I found this to artfully sensual, and not moronically raunchy.

    So this video was hot as fuck. If that alone makes me immature and sexually inexperienced, I think you need to reevaluate some things.

  • CunningLinguist
    June 30th, 2010

    Avast, ye heartys! This be me Swan Song!

    Originally, I spoke out to correct the misuse of one of my favorite double entendres, and maybe share an insight, but it turned into this. (So much for my pride and vanity.) Apparently, I’m not the persuasive CunningLinguist I used to be when I was younger, but I’m surprised no one else chose this name sooner. Still, I don’t want to be the lone voice crying in the wilderness, irritating and unheard, so I’m announcing my doneness here, but before I go, just one last thing:

    Pastafarian is wise for one so young. If you can’t understand why the haters hate, then there is hope for you yet, because you are not a hater. Keep up the good work. You can do great things. (Side note: You are not likely to be the boss of most everyone here unless you limit yourself to being a fast food manager . . . I’m just saying.)

    (New sidenote to Sam: I was not dissing you or people with your opinion. You evaluated my points incorrectly.)

    There have been other great comments here, as well, but there has also been much that was not. Still, I have much to ponder. I suspect there are far fewer commentators here than there are comments—like maybe one guy who really, really likes this video–and really, really hates gays, or maybe just guys named Dan. I suppose this is what it must be like arguing with a lawn gnome, or sock puppets. No avenue to Utopia here. I should not have wasted my time, or anyone else’s, but I find it hard to live in a world that applauds destroying other people. Does the joy of hate really outweigh the negativity? Should I join in as well? Perhaps I should suggest to this guy–and his alleged multiple aliases–that Dan was with his mother when he was conceived? Does that make it all better? I think not. Are we doomed to entertainment over enlightenment?

    So, CunningLinguist has become a Morality Nazi. That’s too bad. To fight the evil of hate I became more evil than that which I fight? Whether anyone loves or hates the video is, in itself, irrelevant. I thought that every opinion should be respected and tolerated. I forgot, however to tolerate intolerance, and so I fail. I must mind my logic better in the future. Thank you for reminding me.

    I should probably end with a joke, so I’ll bid you all a fond adieu with hugs and kisses and if you don’t like it, Kiss off!

    CL

  • I’m a straight woman, and I found it kind of beautiful, actually. I wasn’t inspired to kiss another woman but I did want to have a make-out session with my boyfriend.

  • why is everyone so simple minded so as to reduce this video to just two women kissing. it’s not about two lesbians or about lonely men, or women, on the internet jerking themselves off to it. it’s about the act of kissing, the initiation, the feeling, and coming into contact with another human being. seriously, people, do your brains only revert your thoughts to sex, dicks, lesbians, and, like most of you are calling “Dan,” fags? pathetic. go get an education and a thought process that’s not directly connected to your vagina, penis, or whatever you have.

  • random0
    July 4th, 2010

    Well… if you get through the obvious things the audience likes, you can see the artistic things about it. There’s the emotion you can see between the two women, very loving, very caring. One has dark hair while the other’s light; long and short. They’re almost complimentary. The background is almost grey, neutral between the dark and light tones. And it’s a very simple, almost basic way that it has been filmed. And I speak as a straight woman, so leave everyone alone. To each their own, why should someone be judged for having a different opinion than the general crowd?

  • NY Lesbian
    July 5th, 2010

    Perhaps I’m one of the only lesbians who stumbled across this particular site (it seems to be populated mostly by 15-year-old boys who can’t spell and are utterly obsessed with Dan), but it is a very lovely video and the two women are gorgeous. By the way, every post by Truth made me laugh out loud.

  • Most of the guys here just obviously are lonely, their onl girlfriend in life was their good hand, I really don’t get how guys get so turned on by this, you need to get out more

  • I’m not going to lie…I didn’t watch the video. I saw the first couple of comments and I had to read. I was surprised at how many stupid people are allowed to use the internet these days, but to each his own I suppose. I think it’s horrible that one of you went as far to say that you wanted to avoid being ridiculed so you thought what they did. What is wrong with you? To all the haters of Dan, why? Lol, what did poor Dan do to you? In hindsight, he gave you something to do for a couple weeks, you should be thanking him. People just need to stop using something so personal as sexual orientation as an insult. It’s 2010 and being bi or gay is accepted now, in case you were under a rock somewhere. To CunningLinguist however, God you’re annoying. I read everything you had to say, and maybe it’s just because you sound like my ex boyfriend, but just because you think you’re better than everyone else, doesn’t mean you are. You act like you’re someone special, when in fact you’re just another person with an opinion most people are not going to care about.

    Just thought i’d let you know:)
    <3Anna

  • TheDiddle
    July 16th, 2010

    CunningLinguist – tl;dr

  • Didn’t do much for me either. I was waiting for them to pull out the pink, floppy double ended dildo which never bloody happened.

    I’m disappointed!

  • cantstoplaughing
    July 31st, 2010

    This was way too funny not to read all of it. haha. Most of these comments had me laughing my ass off, especially if you read them back to back. I do agree with Lauren, it’s not incredibly hot, but it is two girls kissing so it’s pretty fucking awesome to say the least. Dan had me laughing for quite some time I must say.

  • StraightGirl
    August 6th, 2010

    My gosh! Who would´nt get aroused by this?
    I´m straight, I´m a girl… And…WOW!

  • The Non -Dan
    August 20th, 2010

    Very very …..uhhh yes. The most erotic non porn I have ever seen!!! I need a beer and a smoke after that!

  • It’s amazing how funny it is watching everyone pathetically push that Dan is gay.
    But do you also realize how sad it is that you push your opinion on other people??
    Ok.. It’s kind of hot..
    Ok.. It’s the preference of most guys.
    But honestly.. It’s just sad..
    Why did I have to stumble onto this page -.-

  • This video like everything is in the eye of the beholder..trashy or artsy..whatever lol. The comments are hilarious. :)

  • BoneChewer
    October 8th, 2010

    So I’m an actual gay male and even I found it hot. So no, Dan isn’t gay either. Probably just not into his own species.

  • Who the fuck cares what it means??
    October 9th, 2010

    Its too girls kissing!!!! But the comments on this thing were fucking hilarious

  • Anonymous
    October 22nd, 2010

    does anyone remember what the song sounds like??

  • DAN LIKES COCK
    October 31st, 2010

    Nuff said

  • Michigan LZz
    November 9th, 2010

    Omg! That is the most erotic sensual take-my-breath away couple I’ve ever seen. I combusted into flames and now I’m a puddle..
    …and Yes NY Lesbian, Truth made me LOL too!

    Hi Dan ;)

  • Babarizam
    March 14th, 2012

    My dick is hard now. This video is so fuckin hot.
    Was there any song or something in video, i didnot remember?

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