Are Teens Practicing Shamanism?
What could those strange peace pipes & other weird paraphernalia mean? It must be Shamanism, the only belief system worse than communism. If smoke constantly wafts from your child’s bedroom, smoke that has a funny smell, & they look all glassy eyed and mumble a lot, then they’re probably traversing the astral planes while killing spirit people with their esoteric dancing. Force feed them the American flag while playing Hendrix’s Star Spangled Banner at ear-splitting volume, that should sort them out. It’s for the good of the country.