Like, OMG! You’ve got the night camera, you’ve got the Hollywood actress, you’ve got two dudes waiting to get it on. Everything here screams out sex tape, but there’s something missing from it. Something integral to the whole thing, something that could really tie it all together. You know? But I can’t, for the life [...]
So, you’re lying in bed, it’s a hot night, you want to just lie back with a sheet on and crash out for your hard day’s web surfing. But your better half wants you to spoon with her. Sounds dirty and interesting, but it isn’t. It’s just an affectionate way to snuggle at night. Be [...]
Objects being shot, hit, an egg in a mousetrap, and other assorted destruction in super slow-mo. But also corks popping and raspberries dropping…in milk. It’s mesmerizing stuff, I wish the world had a super slow-mo function like you had on GoldenEye on the N64. A hot girl walks by, super slow-mo that down.
Whoah. They’re going all the way. All the way tonguing each other across the side walk. Oh my god, oh my god. Oh my god. I too, would weep salty tears of joy at seeing this across the street from me. If I saw it going on in my own bedroom. Whoah, like a double [...]
It’s that time boyz & gurlz, the STACHE is back and he’s in fine form, with an awesome follow-up tio the internet smash “Mario Kart Love Song”. In fact he’s sounding a little bit like Kurt Cobain (wtf) and playing a mean ‘Garage Band’ guitar rhythm – This is a silly mario-inspired parody of Katy [...]
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