Entries from March 2011

Thursday, March 31st, 2011

Game Deaths

Death, in video games, not so much feared as tolerated. It’s an annoyance, its finality only temporary, a place where taking a flying dagger to the face, totalling a speeding motor vehicle, or exploding in the infinite coldness of space is no biggie. Immortality, via a continue or restart, is just a button click away. [...]

Wednesday, March 30th, 2011

Super Slow-Motion Motion

Your first thoughts will be why are these mime artists moving so slowly, have they slipped through a temporal wormhole into another reality where time …ticks …really …slowly? But there’s reason behind their snail-like incremental movements—and it’s not just to freak stoners out. It’s so you get to watch the world whizzing past them, a [...]

Wednesday, March 30th, 2011

“Machine Civilisation” – World Order

Guys in business suits dancing about like body-popping robots in slow-mo. That’s how you make a music video, and the guys who’ve made it have dedicated it to the grim devastation that was unleashed upon Japan a few weeks back. They talk philosophically about a dark night before the dawn or something. Let’s just hope [...]

Tuesday, March 29th, 2011

Dogboarding

Skateboarding is so Michael J. Fox circa 1985/55. It’s all about using live animals now, so go grab your pet, rip its paws off and replace them with some gnarly Bones STFs and then take to the streets and start busting some double flip ollie wing grinders on someone’s face. You will be so street [...]

Tuesday, March 29th, 2011

Oriental Thumbtack Russian Roulette

You know that scene in “The Deer Hunter”, the one everyone always goes on about that they copied to advertise those assorted-centre chocolates? Yeah that one. Well this is even more agonizing. Replacing bullets with the much more painful thumbtacks, it’s so intense you could cut the atmos with a sharp pin, which they kind [...]

Monday, March 28th, 2011

Hitler Reacts to Rebecca Black’s “Friday”

Sorry free world, but i’m right behind Hitler on this one! All this sickly vapid pop crap is not the Fuhrer’s favourite sort of music, so as you can imagine he’s pretty pissed at Rebecca Black. He could just about stand the abysmal horror of Justin Bieber’s giant shit on popular music but “Friday” is [...]

Monday, March 28th, 2011

Reggie Watts in F_CK SH_T STACK

Yo. Word. Stack. Sh*t. F*ck. Verb. Reggie Watts keeps it satirical with his word down to rap music by deconstructing the hip-hop vernacular and lifestyle–it’s also a mofo badass song in itself. His power, like Samson, lies in his hair. Inside that afro lurks the wit of a thousand Saturday Night Live shows and the [...]

Monday, March 28th, 2011

K-Town: Jersey Shore For Asians

Forget the historical precedence of the Arab’s corrupt regimes falling under the weight of popular uprisings demanding democracy. Forget about the ecological damage that is being wrought upon the earth; forget about financial institutions bringing the world’s economy to the brink of collapse and remaining unrepentant; forget about Japan suffering at the hands of a [...]

Monday, March 28th, 2011

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No Charlie Sheen again, i’m beginning to get worried about him, he did make a very brief appearance on “Jimmy Kimmel Live” and gave him a full-on-chubby kiss on the lips. – bi-polar, bi-winning & bi-sexual. WINNING! As for Rebecca Black, she is the NEW Charlie Sheen, with a new video appearing every day (especially [...]

Friday, March 25th, 2011

“Friday” Interpreted by a Bad Lip Reader

And you thought you’d got away with not having to see or hear more of Rebecca Black after last week’s barrage. Well, tough luck because as it’s Friday you get to sing along, badly and out of synch, to this version which is, just like the title says, interpreted by a bad lip reader. So [...]

Friday, March 25th, 2011

Dancing Ninja Assassin Prank

How would you react to something like this happening to you as your strolled down the street minding your own? Suddenly the hedge or stack of bin bags you were casually strolling past that looked so innocent and harmless come to life and start attacking you. Probably the only reason he’s avoided being shot is [...]

Thursday, March 24th, 2011

Nazis: The Marginalised of Society

People think that right-wing fascist scum are out there with their prejudices walking boldly down the street screaming abuse at anyone who’s not an Aryan pure bred. But, has anyone thought about their feelings? About their bigoted, racist feelings? It’s not all hate and violence and rancid attitudes to your fellow human being, they can [...]

Thursday, March 24th, 2011

Nostalgia, Youth Unemployment & Wesbo!

YAY! I get to have a lightsaber fight with Ashens….But first: Technology, people think it’s doing us good. But it’s not, it’s doing us bad. Before you know it we won’t be able to take a shit without the aid of an iPhone app telling us how to squat and open our bowels. So it’s [...]

Wednesday, March 23rd, 2011

“My Favorite Color” – Kutiman

The YouTube mash-up maestro who knows how to turn a bunch of strangers who’ve uploaded performances to the site into the greatest band that never was, is back in the room with his latest effort. It’s got a soulful singer, a French horn, a saxamaphone, cello, Native American flute, but no kitchen sink. Which is [...]

Wednesday, March 23rd, 2011

World’s Greatest Extra

This ageless being, according to a legend whispered across the earth in the voice of Anthony Hopkins, has been in every film and TV show ever recorded since cavemen first filmed each over with cameras made from rocks and water. And here’s a few examples of his chubby self appearing in some popular shows and [...]

Tuesday, March 22nd, 2011

Brutal Relax

Summertime. It’s nearly here, relaxing in the hot glow of the solar blaze, everyone wears less clothes, and you can head to the beach and sit near some water. What a time to be alive. Until underwater humanoid demon zombies start ripping people’s faces off, tearing their limbs apart & NOM’ing down like they haven’t [...]

Monday, March 21st, 2011

Asians in the Library (Racist Round-up)

What a week for the UCLA dumb-ass diva. She’s not the most politically correct person, she says right at the beginning. And you know when someone starts a sentence, let along a bigoted monologue, with a statement like that, it’s pretty much an assurance that what they’re going to say is going to be racist/sexist/idiotic. [...]

Monday, March 21st, 2011

SixToes: “Low Guns” Platform

What you’re witnessing here is 7 seconds on a station platform, seen through the window of a high-speed train, in slow-motion. All those moments frozen in time, captured, unlike tear drops in the rain. Unusually a band seems to have set up camp on the platform along with masked people and a woman in her [...]