Entries from May 2012

Thursday, May 31st, 2012

What Toy is Caeleb playing with?

Yes, what IS he playing with? And how does he become Jehovah’s friend with an evil toy like that? Are you ready to brainwash your children? Good, then sit them down to watch this innocent-looking, Toy Story-esque animation that’s all the more abominable for its malignant trickery. Caeleb wants to play with his new, cool-looking [...]

Thursday, May 31st, 2012

George Carlin on Fat People

LOL! Fat People! Wait, isn’t it wrong to make fun of people with weight problems? Well, it doesn’t look like George Carlin gives a f#ck as he draws on the wealth of material he had as an American to lay into the fatties, those people with thyroid problems, with big bones, and who are so [...]

Wednesday, May 30th, 2012

Fail Compilation May 2012 || TNL

Where would we all be without the monthly fail roundups, giving us our dose of schadenfreude every 4 weeks so we can mock these poor fools for failing at life. We roll our heads back and let out a guttural laugh at bones being broken, faces being planted, nuts being shot.

Wednesday, May 30th, 2012

TEDxGlasgow – Gary Wilson – The Great Porn Experiment

All those images of naked flesh that are so abundant on the internet, just what are they doing to your brain? Do you even care? Well if you do then so does Gary Wilson who discusses some of the symptoms that heavy internet users are suffering from. And it ain’t pretty. Prepare to book some [...]

Tuesday, May 29th, 2012

Will Smith & Gary Barlow Do ‘The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air’ Rap

Say what you like about Graham Norton, but he certainly gets the celebrities to unwind and act like they’re not worth a ker-zillion bucks for two seconds. The guard comes down and they have some fun. And people would pay good money to hear Will Smith do the Bel-Air rap. Even Gary Barlow sounds good [...]

Tuesday, May 29th, 2012

Making a Gypsy Jazz Record

The boy may not look like a traditional gypsy, but the boy can make music like one. How’s he do it? Well, you take the crackle from a Django Reinhardt record, add to that some guitar, bass, violin and accordion, then play it onto a telephone mic and there you are. You are a gypsy [...]

Monday, May 28th, 2012

Isaac’s Live Lip-Dub Proposal

This is so dorky you can’t hate this guy for making the rest of us look like douches for proposing in the back of a cab after a night out. Anyway, now you can add a new type of proposal to the list of “Ways You’ll Never Propose” or “Ways to Make Marriage Proposal a [...]

Monday, May 28th, 2012

Tetris – Official Trailer

If Michael Bay moved into directing movies from inappropriate video games, this would be what his version of Tetris would look like. A simple puzzler of a game becomes an extinction-level threat where tiled-shapes are the greatest adversary the world has seen since that time we all thought Y2K was going to end earth.

Monday, May 28th, 2012

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jeebus, how the hell did the weekend go so fast? I swear that god hit’s the x2 button on our life-remotes when it hits Friday night and doesn’t take his finget off until it’s Sunday evening. Bastard (and yes, i can say that because, if you think about it, who the hell was god’s dad?). [...]

Friday, May 25th, 2012

Best of Creativity HD – Early ‘12

The internet is a cesspool of creativity. Or, if you don’t like the tone of that line, the internet is a hub of creative purging. Better? Anyway, this video brings together the hive mind at play, mashing up the efforts of people the world over who unleash their ideas onto the big old web for [...]

Friday, May 25th, 2012

Love You Like a Big Schlong

Oh. Kay. According to the YouTube spiel this guy was on RuPaul’s Drag Race reality TV show and was disqualified for lip-syncing to Selena Gomez’s “Love U Like a Love Song”, so now he’s rewritten it as an ode to dick, which under the circumstances seems kina appropiate really. Enjoy looking at all those crotches [...]

Thursday, May 24th, 2012

Ghost Recon: Future Intern – [Future Soldier Parody]

Being a Ghost Recon: Future Soldier is one thing, but you need to think about your career as you get older and the body isn’t quite the killing machine it once was. So you might want to think about getting a career at an entertainment website, where you get to play video games and review [...]

Thursday, May 24th, 2012

Suicide Forest in Japan

It’ll make for grim viewing, but tell that to the 532,785 people who’ve already seen it. Some background: a forest in Japan called Aokigahara is the go-to place for suicides. Given infamy by being featured in the novel Kuroi Jukai it now has a suicide rate of 50 to 100 deaths a year. There are [...]

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2012

‘Uncle Drew’

Never discount somebody’s prowess on the field of sport just because they look old. Take Uncle Drew here, just an old dude watching the local game in Bloomfield, NJ from the sidelines, when the game loses a player, Drew steps up to show these young things that looks can be deceptive. Maybe those looks are [...]

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2012

Sick Japanese movie (Funky Forest)

If the words “Sick Japanese Movie” don’t get you aching to click the embed and see what disturbed imagery lies within, then you really are sick in the mind. But after you watch this abortion of a film and see that it’s about a guy’s weird balls and nipples, your eyes will burn in hell. [...]