Entries from August 2012

Friday, August 31st, 2012

“Legitimate Rape” Pharmaceutical Ad (TW)

All these different types of rape, it’s enough to confuse any decent Republican (if there were any). So maybe this advert can help out and clarify what’s rape and what’s not rape. It unearths the condition of Sexually Liberated Uterine Tendencies (SLUT). If you suffer from it, maybe this treatment can help.

Friday, August 31st, 2012

Blowing Up Asteroids with NASA and Neil deGrasse Tyson

The only cool thing about an asteroid hurtling towards earth to kill us all would be the fact that we might be able to send Bruce Willis and Steve Buscemi into space to blow the shit out of it. Failing that, Neil deGrasse Tyson might be able to send his brain waves up to destroy [...]

Thursday, August 30th, 2012

Duelity

The story of Earth’ s origins is told with not one, but two screens (you lucky bastards) in this journey through human history and language and thought and stuff. On one side sits science, on the other we have religion – what make this interesting is that they have been swapped around – and this [...]

Thursday, August 30th, 2012

We Love Russia || TNL

Russia, their government may be trading in fear and abuse of human rights, but the people make it a country of infinite strangeness and fascination. If you didn’t know that then you must be new to the internet, if so catch up by watching this. For the rest, a reminder of what makes Russia so [...]

Thursday, August 30th, 2012

Thursday Punchy Pics

Here’s another delicious dose of pictographic internet hilarity to help round out your week. Specially designed for the lazy web surfer, this gallery can be browsed using just your scroll wheel finger; simply scroll down, lol, then scroll down some more. Couldn’t be simpler!

Wednesday, August 29th, 2012

Top 20 5 Second Films Presented By UPROXX Part 2

In the internet age we’ve all got the attention spans of a flea, even though for all we know a flea might have the concentration of a chess grandmaster. Anyway, watching an entire feature film can be a bit of an effort, so hooray for the 5 second film, which is much easier on the… [...]

Tuesday, August 28th, 2012

STAR WARS DETOURS™ Trailer

LOL! It’s a Star Wars animated comedy, Star Wars the sitcom if you will which looks at the daily life in a galaxy far, far away. But forget about galactic battles, this is all about the ordinary folk. But it doesn’t mean there won’t famous bounty hunters, crazed Ewoks, and a Dark Lord of the [...]

Tuesday, August 28th, 2012

What If Pixar Made The Expendables 2?

Arnie and Sly may be the tough guys of 1980s cinema, but they’ve got nothing on the heroism of Buzz and Woody, those two have taken on much more than just a couple of tough guys and some explosions. They’ve taken on humanity itself. So behold and marvel at this expendable Pixar mashup.

Tuesday, August 28th, 2012

IT’S MONDAY TUESDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The greatest day of the week has rolled around again and guess what, it was a bank holiday over in the UK, so Tuesday is the New Monday in the here. All the tedious frivolity and drunken revelling of the bank weekend is over and it’s time to press your nose firmly back against the [...]

Friday, August 24th, 2012

Taken Nemo

The films Finding Nemo and Taken get mashed up into this story about a bunch of crims who kidnap the wrong fish. Because nobody messes with Liam Neeson’s supper, but if the guys who took his fresh fish dinner let it go right now, that’ll be the end of it. He will not look for [...]

Friday, August 24th, 2012

Guns ‘n Roses – “Sweet Child O’ Mine” – Terrible Cover

Everybody likes a bit of Guns ‘n Roses, not too much mind, but just enough to get you reminiscing about the good old days when you wore a leather jacket and thought you were Axl Rose. But when it’s an appalling Guns ‘n Roses cover that makes your eyes bleed and your brain hurt, then [...]

Thursday, August 23rd, 2012

Legitimate Rape

Todd Akin’s comments about rape are just about the dumbest thing anyone’s ever said. Not sure what biologist he’s getting his information from but they’re definitely not from this planet. But, while it’s depressing hearing Atkin open his mouth, the internet can restore your faith with this little ditty that clarifies legitimate rape for us [...]