Entries from September 2012

Friday, September 28th, 2012

Paint The Town Black

Looks like the celebs and residents of London crossed over to the dark side last night and meddled in the dark arts, Sir Tom Jones, Wretch 32, VV Brown and Razorlight led 1,000s of Londoners in a remarkable toast for Arthur’s Day 2012. There was not a dry eye (or glass) at the event as [...]

Thursday, September 27th, 2012

Toy Story 3 Prank

If you’ve seen Toy Story 3 you’ll know it ends with a scene where the toys are about to meet their fiery doom but that they are magically rescued by a deus ex machina. If you haven’t seen it you know now. This woman’s kids edited the movie so the toys don’t get rescued and [...]

Thursday, September 27th, 2012

Thursday Punchy Pics

Here’s another delicious dose of pictographic internet hilarity to help round out your week. Specially designed for the lazy web surfer, this gallery can be browsed using just your scroll wheel finger; simply scroll down, lol, then scroll down some more. Couldn’t be simpler!

Wednesday, September 26th, 2012

Fail Compilation September 2012 || TNL

September has been a bitch of a month, as this compilation can attest to. Speedboat crashes, buildings not doing what they’re told when they’re meant to crumble and die, so let’s all look back with slight relief that this month of fail is behind us and we can all look to the future and look [...]

Wednesday, September 26th, 2012

Maven of Meth: The real-life chemist behind television’s preeminent crystal cook.

Bad news, entrepreneurial fans of Breaking Bad, the hit AMC series about a middle-aged chemistry teacher turned drug kingpin: you cannot actually learn to cook crystal meth by watching the show. “They deliberately put in faulty steps. They’ll start with one method of synthesizing methamphetamine but then switch to another,” says Donna Nelson, professor of [...]

Tuesday, September 25th, 2012

Secret For Men

SHHHH, you mustn’t tell. There’s nothing in this world more realistic than adverts for perfume and after shave, they manage to capture the day-to-day lives of all of us in a universal truth kind of thing. Or maybe they do the complete opposite, it’s hard to remember. Well this is the new fragrance from, well, [...]

Tuesday, September 25th, 2012

Hunted By Morgan Freeman (The Hidden)

What a difficult situation this is, you have Morgan Freeman coming to hunt and kill you but it’s Morgan Freeman with his soft, lovely, listenable voice, so how can you be terrified or even fight back? But he’s come to kill you. But he’s Morgan Freeman. But he’s come to kill you. But he’s Morgan [...]

Monday, September 24th, 2012

The Mistake

Tropfest is the world’s largest short film festival that you’ve probably never heard of, but don’t let that put you off. There’s loads of festivals you’ve probably never heard of. Like, well, like loads. Anyway, this is a finalist in their competition and it’s pretty violent and there’s lots of blood and a couple in [...]

Monday, September 24th, 2012

ComPSYlation

You’ve probably not been exposed to very many PSY videos over the last few weeks and have no idea who he is, because the internet seems not to have picked up on the popularity of Gangnam Style. It’s the internet’s loss, however it has managed to scrape together one video about the Korean star and [...]

Monday, September 24th, 2012

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Damn. How did the weekend go so fast again? I’m now almost 100% sure that every Friday night someone slips something in my first drink of the evening and suddenly time speeds up to warp 10 and stays like that till the dreaded moment my eyes open in response to the alarm clock on Monday [...]

Friday, September 21st, 2012

A Toy Train in Space

Jeez, this is kinda mean. This 4 year old kid adores his toy train which he’s even named “Stanley”. So what does dad do, he sends it off to space in a weather balloon. My god, the kid must’ve been distraught, he probably thought he’d never see his precious Stanley ever again. It’s disgraceful, some [...]

Friday, September 21st, 2012

Misery Bear’s Friday Night Out

For most of us a night out on the town invokes imagery of fun and frolics and the potential of hooking up with a member of the opposite sex. For Misery Bear it means misery as his attempts at mating are in vain and he ends up puking in the street with only a kebab [...]

Thursday, September 20th, 2012

The Butterfly Effect

The lesson to be learned from this short animation is that butterflies are evil and if you see one, it probably means your day is about to get much more interesting. And by interesting that means total carnage as a chain of events are set off that result in a giant explosion and a school [...]

Thursday, September 20th, 2012

Cute Kittens Fly in Slow Motion to Hip Hop Dubstep

A million, no a kazillion-berkbillion-willion, cats were hurt during the making of this video. And if you’re having a hard time with that fact, then you can go eat cat shit and die, because sometimes cats have to die so that internet videos can get made. That’s just a cold, hard, cat-killing fact of life.