It’s a battle of two greats, the likes of which the world has rarely seen. After hearing a noise in their garbage can these intrepid couch potatoes haul themselves up and go outside to investigate. But they could never have expected to find what they did… ladies and gentlemen… Ninja Squirrel!

Get yourself comfy and prepare to witness nine minutes of the best fails from the month of October, as people and animals and idiots from across the globe show that stupidity is alive and well — and willing to be filmed. If you’re feeling glum or down on this Monday morning, minimise the spreadsheet for [...]

She’s the greatest 21 year old teenager of her generation, single-handedly showing the acting world how to be the most miserable human being alive. Here you can see a masterclass of acting as she exhales breath in a stroppy way, runs her hands through the sides of her hair, and blinks her eyelids. It doesn’t [...]

Those goddamn (pun most def intended) Creationists, it’s surprising they managed to evolve thumbs. But somehow, due to some weird mysterious science thing called evolution, they did. So if nothing else they should be thanking evolution for their thumbs, without which they’d find it hard to flick through their story books and read about all [...]

Wow, this is… interesting. It’s like if Snooki went to Japan, came back a Ganguro Girl and started to make pop music. It’s reminiscent of when the circus comes to town — Roll up! Roll up! Come see the freak! Sure, she may look weird and sound like a shit, but anything’s better than [...]

Christ. Somebody’d better help that poor fat child. Not only is he probably on a diet of deep fried transfats, but he’s obviously getting neglected so his chubster of a mom and her twin of a mate can dance about and get themselves some YouTube love. Or hate. Plus he’s going to grow up thinking [...]

This starts off way on the wrong side of freaky, featuring as it does a man dressed in a gold zentai suit rubbing himself like a kinky C-3PO. Then off that comes only to reveal what Shrek might look like if he got into the 1970s New York gay scene. What’s even more upsetting is [...]

In the ring, there are certain ways you can show an opponent what a badass you are, to psych them out and get them mentally against the ropes before you physically get them against them. And attempting to do a backflip and failing is not one of them. Really, it isn’t. Back to the day [...]

What with the horror that happened in Norway, this once laughable bunch of racist thugs have been given a sinister edge. But just who the fuck are they? Well, with chants like “Who the f#ck is Alan(?)” and this insightful commentary you get to know just who these dickwads really are: Twats. With NO fashion [...]

Just when you thought it was safe to go back on the internet, the harbinger of the death of pop music releases another crud-filled single to make you want to slice off your ears with a broken CD before destroying your music collection for supplying a historical path to this shitefest. If you start tapping [...]

Remember Rebecca Black? Yeah, it’s painful, right? Well, Ark Music Factory who inflicted her awfulness upon an unsuspecting world has now churned out another lamewad, d-bagette of a pop singer in the form of one 14-year-old Lexi St. George. Save our souls.

It’s a dangerous way to take Captain Picard to warp speed & try to go where no other man has been before, it proved fatal for Michael Hutchence and David Carradine, and now this guy meets his end in one of the most embarrassing ways. Just imagine the person who has to find you — [...]

This is one to watch before you have any kind of food, because if you attempt to watch it afterwards, you’ll find yourself heaving up what you’ve just consumed. It’s pretty intense stuff, why she’s not using those gas masks is anyone’s guess. I’d put five on just in case. Will she managed to survive? [...]

A pro-life horror film, it doesn’t get more classy than this. Instead of debating this highly contentious issue in a adult, intelligent and rational manner, a right-wing film studio makes a schlocky, trashy horror movie about it, single-handily lowering the tone of the entire human race and all its history with this shoddy torture porn [...]

They say that chivalry and manners are dead. Well here’s the nail in the coffin, as these monsters burn this girl’s hair, set her ass on fire and hit her with sticks. It’s all part of the gang initiation. Maybe. Whatever happened to taking a girl out for a nice seafood dinner and never calling [...]

With the advent of the internet, time wasting need never involve staring into space again. For we have the multitude of nutshots, faceplants, fails, memes, lulz, cats, dreaming dogs, double-rainbows and all the other junk that fills our lives while we should probably be doing something else. So just in case you hadn’t wasted enough [...]