Entries Tagged as 'losers'

Thursday, May 8th, 2014

Do You Wanna Be My Girlfriend? Really Terrible Frozen Parody

Whoever the girl is who this is directed at, any other answer than a resounding “NO!” would do irredeemable damage to her self-esteem because, well, just look at the guy. Even a severe beating with a rhythm stick couldn’t save him.

Wednesday, May 7th, 2014

Banks Benitez — “Embracing Awkwardness”

Banks Benitez does the decent thing and celebrates awkwardness, something we all experience, perhaps even on a daily basis. It can strike at any time, from sharing a public restroom to the office, even an airplane. There’s just so many opportunities to be awkward that we need to start lapping it up instead of running [...]

Thursday, May 1st, 2014

The Social Consequences of Everything Mean it’s Best to do Nothing

Before you go off and do whatever it is you were going to do today: STOP! And please, please, THINK OF THE CHILDREN! If not them, then think of all the damage you’re doing to the world just by existing. The best thing you can do is just be inert. Just stand there and let [...]

Monday, April 28th, 2014

Bitchy Resting Face

You may suffer from it, you may know someone who suffers from it, but it’s a problem that many people have to deal with, most of them in silence, too ashamed to tell the world of their affliction. But finally someone is speaking out about it, breaking the taboo and letting women know that it’s [...]

Monday, April 21st, 2014

YMS: Megan is Missing

If you’ve had the misfortune of seeing Michael Goi’s movie ‘Megan is Missing’ then you’ll know you wasted precious moments of your life that you will never get back – it’s a poor attempt at showing how the internet can be a dangerous place. The movie is basically one long faceplam and the acting hits [...]

Monday, April 14th, 2014

The Gay Debate: The Bible & Homosexuality

Some Christians hate gays, most people hate those Christians who hate gays. Can we not all just get along in peace and harmony and hold hands and suck each other off, both gay, non-gay, man, woman, just like the rhesus monkey? Jesus was gay and so was God and so are you.

Monday, March 24th, 2014

Summertime is Great (Official Music Video)

Gather round everybody! Summertime is here! Yay! So clear out your iPod because you’re not going to need anything else on it this summer apart from this one track, the one track that could well change the face of popular music with its incredible catchy melody and lyrics—and its charismatic singers that make Rihanna look [...]

Friday, January 31st, 2014

Most WTF Strange Addictions

You might think that guy from accounts is kinda weird, but he’s got nothing on these freaks, from a woman who drinks her own urine to a guy who’s wife is a sex doll and someone who’s attracted to his car, these people will have your jaw-dropping in sheer disbelief at their bizarre addictions. Welcome [...]

Monday, January 13th, 2014

Long Story Short – I Had a Movie Date

If you think your dates go badly, then take solace in this guy trying and failing at having a movie date with a girl he sits next to in his computer science class: rather than just relaxing and letting the evening progress naturally, he turns the neurosis all the way up to Woody Allen, and [...]

Thursday, January 9th, 2014

YouTube Comment Reconstruction #5 – ‘Nelson Mandela Is Dead – Official News’

Yep, with come to a point in civilised society where YouTube arguments are being reconstructed in the name of entertainment—and it’s actually pretty hilarious. This particular episode sees commenter Sudasha Patel and SGOR2047 face off with one another, and it must be said, the actors playing the parts of Patel and Mr SGOR2047 are a [...]

Monday, January 6th, 2014

Best News Bloopers 2013

Remember 2013? Yeah, seems a long time ago now, doesn’t it? But before you whore yourself to 2014 and completely forget about all that 2013 did for you, remind yourself of how it was a fun year for people who like laughing at news readers and reporters messing stuff up. You could call it a [...]

Friday, November 29th, 2013

Honest Trailers – Pacific Rim

For such an awesome concept, namely giant robots and giant monsters beating the crap out of each other, how can this film get so universally panned? Phrases like “An insult to sight itself!” and “WHY LORD, WHY?” often get thrown at you if you ask someone if they’ve seen it, but at least one good [...]

Monday, November 25th, 2013

YouTube Comment Reconstruction #1 – ‘One Direction: What Makes You Beautiful’

Ever wondered what YouTube comments on One Direction videos might look like if they were turned into a reconstruction using old men? Well you’re not alone in wondering because someone has made it so and given dramatic form to an argument between Sophie Danze and Jilianlovesthebeibs that took place beneath the video to “What Makes [...]

Tuesday, November 19th, 2013

Rapper George Watsk Stage Dive Goes Horribly Wrong

Oh dear. So George Watsk decides to do a 30ft stage dive off a lighting rig at his London gig, but what might have seemed like a good idea in the heat of the moment, turns out to have been pretty stupid, as the audience members part as he comes hurtling towards them. But not [...]

Tuesday, October 29th, 2013

DED Talk: A TED Talk For Zombies

This looks ‘dead’ good – In the wake of the zombie apocalypse innovative ideas have become more important than ever. Watch and take note on how to survive the “human apocalypse” in a special DED Talk presented by a zombie who has seen it all. It’s nice to know that even after the Zombie Apocalypse [...]

Thursday, October 17th, 2013

Ex-Men: Wolverine

Admittedly, having retractable adamantium claws that can rip through almost anything is pretty cool, but as a super power it’s not as good as shooting lasers from your eyes or something like that. So, Professor X lays down a few home truths for Logan, dropping the bombshell that his powers are, in fact, a liability, [...]

Wednesday, September 25th, 2013

Every Young Man’s Battle: The Movie

OK, it’s time to laugh heartily at a Christian PSA video, this one claiming to help young men fight their addiction to porn. How it aims to do that is anyone’s guess, instead it comes across as some kind of intro to a gay porno where an older guy with a tache seduces a young [...]

Friday, July 19th, 2013

Turn Your Phone! (Vertical Video PSA)

How annoying is it when people film on their iPhones but shoot it vertically instead of in landscape mode? Grrrrr! Eejats! It looks all wrong and the aspect ratio is just weird, when do you ever watch a film and it look like you’re peering through a panel in a fence? Never, that’s when. Those [...]