Stick a fork in her because she is done…with this relationship. Oh girlfriend, you go! Sisters have got to stick together in those troublesome, heartbreaking, despondent times when a relationship fails. Stick together using their lips that is.

Day going too well? Not been screamed at on the commute to work? Then fear not, just watch this and you’ll feel humiliated, abused and pathetic. This guy’s not quite the drill sergeant from Full Metal Jacket, but it’ll do, you filthy maggots. Now sound off like you got a pair!

We gotta find out who this chick is and where she lives, and send her a cheque for $10 to thank her for enduring such a shitty day. Because boy is she making all of us laugh.

Johnny Lee Miller eat your heart out. This kid is obviously the real deal. He is now in possession of the IP addressess of all 10 people who use Google. Think of the havoc he can wreak! Tune in next week & watch him delete his system 32 to double his RAM.

Hollywood attempt to blind us with the full extent of their understanding of all things technical as they switch their focus from cutting-edge zooming and enhancing technology to the intricacies of Internet Relay Chat and the cryptic language of leetspeak, it’s how hackers talk when they don’t want to be overheard. The result is an [...]

It’s that age-old question answered, do the freaks of God really possess a soul? Be honest, however sorry you feel for someone with red hair you just can’t help thanking the heaven’s above that it’s not bestowed on you…..And then you laugh uncontrollably – This dude is not doing his kind much service with his [...]

Welcome to Nexus One: Google’s new phone destroys the competition by systematically terrorizing iPhone’s users…”This phone will fuck with any iPhone user’s shit……HARD!” – Where do i get one :)

2009 – And to quote that sad old git Dickens, “It was the best of times, (and for some of us) it was the worst of times!”. Here’s a rundown of extreme lolage from the past year. Their parents would be so proud… if they weren’t in this video!

Ladies! Sometimes a catch comes along like this that is just too tempting to pass by! This little bedroom charmer has a life resume that will leave you drooling and reaching for the telephone to get a date with him before it’s too late! Or…maybe an emo super-nerd (destined to be a virgin forever) isn’t [...]

“You can take our land but you’ll never take our heroin!” – William Wallace makes his big speech to the Scottish army convincing them to abandon their hopes for freedom and go get some heroin instead.”It’s shite being Scottish!” (nuff said)

Bill O’Reilly tells it like it is, if you’re a brainless douche bag with balls the size of peanuts – A great Christmas present for the whole planet would be to shove a 20ft Norwegian Spruce up his butt & it could stay there until New Year !

Move over, Chicago Bears -there’s a new Shufflin’ Crew in town! Who’d have ever though that sex offenders were such a musical molesting mob? I’m impressed. The state of Florida have come up with a great idea to get sex offenders back into society with this awesome & catchy song. Pop-Pedo-Tastic!

Making a secret video of you engaging in some nocturnal nookie with your unaware girlfriend is not as easy as you might think. Once the camera is rolling you suddenly become the star of the seedy show and the pressure to perform can become too much – or you might just suck at acting – [...]

Jokes for dorks. It’s a niche market but this guy has managed to get it dialed down to a precise groan-inducing art form. Jokes about viruses and quantum paradoxes are all well and good but I doubt he’d last long on the comedy circuit…

So just what does it take to make it in the cut-throat world of music director and festivals promoter? Surely you’d have to be some kind of superman, right Chris? Chris Greenwood reveals all while the subtitles reveal the truth. Brilliant.

It’s good to see some highly trained professionals expertly displaying their abilities and competence, so it’s a shame there are none in this clip, only bumbling amateurs; where did they train? The Chief Wiggum School of Policing? LMAO

You will literally not believe your eyes when you watch this hair raising action sequence. How the hell did this ever get made? It is quite literally amazing, jaw dropping, extraordinary.

Awesome remix of Christian “Idiot” Bale’s criticism of a fellow professional on the set of the new Terminator. This remix is way funnier than the actual flip out.

There’s being justifiably angry, then there’s being bitter and twisted and a bit sad, then there’s being a hilariously petty losertron. Doctor Quack here falls squarely in category number 3. But if you think he is a laughable jerk off, try reading the comments this video has provoked.

If the Internet ever runs out of morons who are willing to self destruct because they’re a bored witless from living out in the sticks, then it will be a terrible day for all of us far superior people who know how to read and wipe our assholes and shit.

A great ad for, of all things, milk. Despite watching several I’m still not convinced milk helps you stand up better, but nor do I care one fucking button. It’s people falling over like spastics and it’s hilarious, especially the fat running idiot who just won’t pay attention to signs from God, even when they [...]

I’ve lives in a backwater shithole in the middle of fucking nowhere for my whole life. I never did shit at school and I’m fucking useless so I can’t escape. I’m stupid, blinkered, probably fat, and bored beyond belief. What can I do to rectify this situation? Hey, I know: I’ll over-react wildly to a [...]

It’s laugh at fuckwit Friday. A combination of end of week fatigue, shit weather and general pissed offedness with everything from the economy to the fact that people are mean to fluffy animals, combined with the lack of a hangover or any barbiturates to take the edge off the day mean that it’s time to [...]