Here it is, the first fail compilation of the year and, as is fitting, it starts with some fireworks going wrong. Then it’s the usual bunch of addictive viewing as people headbutt walls, do the classic skateboard trick: the nustshot, and generally make a mockery of us all. If you thought had a bad January, [...]

NO, they are not 2 webcam wannabes shaking their thang. If you’ve never heard the two words above, then where have you been all week? Both these acts that threaten the freedoms of the online world with their lameness have had bad press this week, thanks in no small part to thousands of websites going [...]

If you want to know what homophobic people say, just tune into Fox News or listen to a Republican presidential candidate and you’ll hear some spiteful, ignorant, idiotic bile that passes as informed opinion. It’s just further evidence of just how uneducated some people are and the fact they’re allowed on TV, really doesn’t do [...]

It’s the end of the year and so as with everything, it’s time to roll out the best of from an endless variety of categories, and one of those categories is the fail. It’s been a good year for failing, both large and small, from the world’s economies to the Euro to politics and beyond. [...]

Cuddly Charlie Manson the mass murdering crazie may be a psychopathic acid causality, but that doesn’t mean he can’t shake his thing and bust some moves like a one man, shoe shufflin’ dance party. All those years in prison, man’s gotta keep himself occupied. Charlie danced those years away. Whoop.

The cast and crew of Doctor Who perform like monkeys in front of the camera to celebrate David Tennant finally leaving and ending his over-hyped, child-at-Christmas performance of the Doctor. Just look how happy they all are in this clip, smiles as wide as the universe, even Mr Tennant himself is beaming with joy at [...]

Those goddamn (pun most def intended) Creationists, it’s surprising they managed to evolve thumbs. But somehow, due to some weird mysterious science thing called evolution, they did. So if nothing else they should be thanking evolution for their thumbs, without which they’d find it hard to flick through their story books and read about all [...]

Christ. Somebody’d better help that poor fat child. Not only is he probably on a diet of deep fried transfats, but he’s obviously getting neglected so his chubster of a mom and her twin of a mate can dance about and get themselves some YouTube love. Or hate. Plus he’s going to grow up thinking [...]

In the ring, there are certain ways you can show an opponent what a badass you are, to psych them out and get them mentally against the ropes before you physically get them against them. And attempting to do a backflip and failing is not one of them. Really, it isn’t. Back to the day [...]

What with the horror that happened in Norway, this once laughable bunch of racist thugs have been given a sinister edge. But just who the fuck are they? Well, with chants like “Who the f#ck is Alan(?)” and this insightful commentary you get to know just who these dickwads really are: Twats. With NO fashion [...]

The fountain of knowledge guru that is Jenny Marbles dishes out her sage-like wisdom about going out on a date. So, ladies, throw some junk on your face, dress in revealing clothes, then put some pretty trinkets on yourself so you can sparkle in the club and men can find you to come drool on [...]

When you’re a teenager you can get away with skipping school and acting like a selfish d-bag, but when you grow up into a big old adult and you’re still acting like that, there’s going to be some problems. So here he is, everyone’s fave high school drop out, on his last ever day off [...]

With the advent of the internet, time wasting need never involve staring into space again. For we have the multitude of nutshots, faceplants, fails, memes, lulz, cats, dreaming dogs, double-rainbows and all the other junk that fills our lives while we should probably be doing something else. So just in case you hadn’t wasted enough [...]

When it comes to using the roads, whether that be for crossing, cycling on or driving, no one likes following the rules. Rules are for idiots who like to stay alive, not idiots who like to die on the commute to work. In this video set in NYC it does a pretty good job of [...]

I just don’t get it. Do you? Yes, it’s that cliched line that’s reared its retarded head in movies throughout the ages, the line that you’ve probably never heard uttered by a real human in real life who wasn’t just quoting a film or trying to act like they were in a cheeseball action movie. [...]

Fascinating and insightful documentary from the peerless broadcaster. Another win for them, in their tireless exploration of the human being in all its manifest and intriguing forms, from kings, queens, prime minsters, war heroes, miners, scientists, cooks, musicians, and perhaps its most misunderstood and reviled: a total f#cking douchebag.

If there’s one question that’s balancing in restless anticipation on the very tip of everyone’s tongues it’s: What next for reality TV? Well, you’ll be glad to know it involves killer dolphins, bimbos, drag queens, space, love, hate, weight loss, and a bunch of other crazy stuff that will blow your skull wide open. The [...]

People think that right-wing fascist scum are out there with their prejudices walking boldly down the street screaming abuse at anyone who’s not an Aryan pure bred. But, has anyone thought about their feelings? About their bigoted, racist feelings? It’s not all hate and violence and rancid attitudes to your fellow human being, they can [...]