Entries Tagged as 'losers'

Friday, August 1st, 2014

Here’s How North Korea Got to be the Way it is

If you’ve ever wondered how North Korea got to be the secretive, repressed, communist nation it is today this video does a great job of explaining its complex history, detailing the events that lead to the tragic state that exists at the very fringes of world politics.

Sunday, July 27th, 2014

Unpretentiousil

Perhaps you are, or you know someone who’s a shitbag hipster who’s so irritating that they make you want to slice off your own ears and eat them, rather than listen to another turd that falls out of their mouth. If so, help is at hand in the form of this handy cure that can [...]

Thursday, May 8th, 2014

Do You Wanna Be My Girlfriend? Really Terrible Frozen Parody

Whoever the girl is who this is directed at, any other answer than a resounding “NO!” would do irredeemable damage to her self-esteem because, well, just look at the guy. Even a severe beating with a rhythm stick couldn’t save him.

Wednesday, May 7th, 2014

Banks Benitez — “Embracing Awkwardness”

Banks Benitez does the decent thing and celebrates awkwardness, something we all experience, perhaps even on a daily basis. It can strike at any time, from sharing a public restroom to the office, even an airplane. There’s just so many opportunities to be awkward that we need to start lapping it up instead of running [...]

Thursday, May 1st, 2014

The Social Consequences of Everything Mean it’s Best to do Nothing

Before you go off and do whatever it is you were going to do today: STOP! And please, please, THINK OF THE CHILDREN! If not them, then think of all the damage you’re doing to the world just by existing. The best thing you can do is just be inert. Just stand there and let [...]

Monday, April 28th, 2014

Bitchy Resting Face

You may suffer from it, you may know someone who suffers from it, but it’s a problem that many people have to deal with, most of them in silence, too ashamed to tell the world of their affliction. But finally someone is speaking out about it, breaking the taboo and letting women know that it’s [...]

Monday, April 21st, 2014

YMS: Megan is Missing

If you’ve had the misfortune of seeing Michael Goi’s movie ‘Megan is Missing’ then you’ll know you wasted precious moments of your life that you will never get back – it’s a poor attempt at showing how the internet can be a dangerous place. The movie is basically one long faceplam and the acting hits [...]

Monday, April 14th, 2014

The Gay Debate: The Bible & Homosexuality

Some Christians hate gays, most people hate those Christians who hate gays. Can we not all just get along in peace and harmony and hold hands and suck each other off, both gay, non-gay, man, woman, just like the rhesus monkey? Jesus was gay and so was God and so are you.

Monday, March 24th, 2014

Summertime is Great (Official Music Video)

Gather round everybody! Summertime is here! Yay! So clear out your iPod because you’re not going to need anything else on it this summer apart from this one track, the one track that could well change the face of popular music with its incredible catchy melody and lyrics—and its charismatic singers that make Rihanna look [...]

Friday, January 31st, 2014

Most WTF Strange Addictions

You might think that guy from accounts is kinda weird, but he’s got nothing on these freaks, from a woman who drinks her own urine to a guy who’s wife is a sex doll and someone who’s attracted to his car, these people will have your jaw-dropping in sheer disbelief at their bizarre addictions. Welcome [...]

Monday, January 13th, 2014

Long Story Short – I Had a Movie Date

If you think your dates go badly, then take solace in this guy trying and failing at having a movie date with a girl he sits next to in his computer science class: rather than just relaxing and letting the evening progress naturally, he turns the neurosis all the way up to Woody Allen, and [...]

Thursday, January 9th, 2014

YouTube Comment Reconstruction #5 – ‘Nelson Mandela Is Dead – Official News’

Yep, with come to a point in civilised society where YouTube arguments are being reconstructed in the name of entertainment—and it’s actually pretty hilarious. This particular episode sees commenter Sudasha Patel and SGOR2047 face off with one another, and it must be said, the actors playing the parts of Patel and Mr SGOR2047 are a [...]

Monday, January 6th, 2014

Best News Bloopers 2013

Remember 2013? Yeah, seems a long time ago now, doesn’t it? But before you whore yourself to 2014 and completely forget about all that 2013 did for you, remind yourself of how it was a fun year for people who like laughing at news readers and reporters messing stuff up. You could call it a [...]

Friday, November 29th, 2013

Honest Trailers – Pacific Rim

For such an awesome concept, namely giant robots and giant monsters beating the crap out of each other, how can this film get so universally panned? Phrases like “An insult to sight itself!” and “WHY LORD, WHY?” often get thrown at you if you ask someone if they’ve seen it, but at least one good [...]