Entries Tagged as 'losers'

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008

Basketball Fail

If the Internet ever runs out of morons who are willing to self destruct because they’re a bored witless from living out in the sticks, then it will be a terrible day for all of us far superior people who know how to read and wipe our assholes and shit.

Wednesday, November 26th, 2008

Falling Over

A great ad for, of all things, milk. Despite watching several I’m still not convinced milk helps you stand up better, but nor do I care one fucking button. It’s people falling over like spastics and it’s hilarious, especially the fat running idiot who just won’t pay attention to signs from God, even when they [...]

Monday, October 27th, 2008

Twat

I’ve lives in a backwater shithole in the middle of fucking nowhere for my whole life. I never did shit at school and I’m fucking useless so I can’t escape. I’m stupid, blinkered, probably fat, and bored beyond belief. What can I do to rectify this situation? Hey, I know: I’ll over-react wildly to a [...]

Friday, October 24th, 2008

Shopping Trolley Fail

It’s laugh at fuckwit Friday. A combination of end of week fatigue, shit weather and general pissed offedness with everything from the economy to the fact that people are mean to fluffy animals, combined with the lack of a hangover or any barbiturates to take the edge off the day mean that it’s time to [...]