Entries Tagged as 'losers'

Monday, April 14th, 2014

The Gay Debate: The Bible & Homosexuality

Some Christians hate gays, most people hate those Christians who hate gays. Can we not all just get along in peace and harmony and hold hands and suck each other off, both gay, non-gay, man, woman, just like the rhesus monkey? Jesus was gay and so was God and so are you.

Monday, March 24th, 2014

Summertime is Great (Official Music Video)

Gather round everybody! Summertime is here! Yay! So clear out your iPod because you’re not going to need anything else on it this summer apart from this one track, the one track that could well change the face of popular music with its incredible catchy melody and lyrics—and its charismatic singers that make Rihanna look [...]

Friday, January 31st, 2014

Most WTF Strange Addictions

You might think that guy from accounts is kinda weird, but he’s got nothing on these freaks, from a woman who drinks her own urine to a guy who’s wife is a sex doll and someone who’s attracted to his car, these people will have your jaw-dropping in sheer disbelief at their bizarre addictions. Welcome [...]

Monday, January 13th, 2014

Long Story Short – I Had a Movie Date

If you think your dates go badly, then take solace in this guy trying and failing at having a movie date with a girl he sits next to in his computer science class: rather than just relaxing and letting the evening progress naturally, he turns the neurosis all the way up to Woody Allen, and [...]

Thursday, January 9th, 2014

YouTube Comment Reconstruction #5 – ‘Nelson Mandela Is Dead – Official News’

Yep, with come to a point in civilised society where YouTube arguments are being reconstructed in the name of entertainment—and it’s actually pretty hilarious. This particular episode sees commenter Sudasha Patel and SGOR2047 face off with one another, and it must be said, the actors playing the parts of Patel and Mr SGOR2047 are a [...]

Monday, January 6th, 2014

Best News Bloopers 2013

Remember 2013? Yeah, seems a long time ago now, doesn’t it? But before you whore yourself to 2014 and completely forget about all that 2013 did for you, remind yourself of how it was a fun year for people who like laughing at news readers and reporters messing stuff up. You could call it a [...]

Friday, November 29th, 2013

Honest Trailers – Pacific Rim

For such an awesome concept, namely giant robots and giant monsters beating the crap out of each other, how can this film get so universally panned? Phrases like “An insult to sight itself!” and “WHY LORD, WHY?” often get thrown at you if you ask someone if they’ve seen it, but at least one good [...]

Monday, November 25th, 2013

YouTube Comment Reconstruction #1 – ‘One Direction: What Makes You Beautiful’

Ever wondered what YouTube comments on One Direction videos might look like if they were turned into a reconstruction using old men? Well you’re not alone in wondering because someone has made it so and given dramatic form to an argument between Sophie Danze and Jilianlovesthebeibs that took place beneath the video to “What Makes [...]

Tuesday, November 19th, 2013

Rapper George Watsk Stage Dive Goes Horribly Wrong

Oh dear. So George Watsk decides to do a 30ft stage dive off a lighting rig at his London gig, but what might have seemed like a good idea in the heat of the moment, turns out to have been pretty stupid, as the audience members part as he comes hurtling towards them. But not [...]

Tuesday, October 29th, 2013

DED Talk: A TED Talk For Zombies

This looks ‘dead’ good – In the wake of the zombie apocalypse innovative ideas have become more important than ever. Watch and take note on how to survive the “human apocalypse” in a special DED Talk presented by a zombie who has seen it all. It’s nice to know that even after the Zombie Apocalypse [...]

Thursday, October 17th, 2013

Ex-Men: Wolverine

Admittedly, having retractable adamantium claws that can rip through almost anything is pretty cool, but as a super power it’s not as good as shooting lasers from your eyes or something like that. So, Professor X lays down a few home truths for Logan, dropping the bombshell that his powers are, in fact, a liability, [...]

Wednesday, September 25th, 2013

Every Young Man’s Battle: The Movie

OK, it’s time to laugh heartily at a Christian PSA video, this one claiming to help young men fight their addiction to porn. How it aims to do that is anyone’s guess, instead it comes across as some kind of intro to a gay porno where an older guy with a tache seduces a young [...]

Friday, July 19th, 2013

Turn Your Phone! (Vertical Video PSA)

How annoying is it when people film on their iPhones but shoot it vertically instead of in landscape mode? Grrrrr! Eejats! It looks all wrong and the aspect ratio is just weird, when do you ever watch a film and it look like you’re peering through a panel in a fence? Never, that’s when. Those [...]

Monday, July 8th, 2013

YMS: Megan is Missing

If you’ve had the misfortune of seeing Michael Goi’s movie ‘Megan is Missing’ then you’ll know you wasted precious moments of your life that you will never get back – it’s a poor attempt at showing how the internet can be a dangerous place. The movie is basically one long faceplam and the acting hits [...]

Tuesday, June 18th, 2013

The Psychology of the Internet Troll

Just what makes an internet troll tick? Is it just for kicks? Does it give them some thrills? Are they just assholes? The reason they do it has a lot to do with anonymity, which lets trolls go about their troll-y business without having any payback. And if you wanted to get into the psyches [...]

Saturday, June 8th, 2013

Worst Song Ever!

Meet UK-based rapper, singer, songwriter Danish Ghaffar, aka D4NNY. He recently penned this little number and it just goes to show what’s possible with the internet (what the hell is up with the wobbly background?). A few weeks ago Danish was just another up-and-coming songmaker who wanted to make his mark, fast forward a few [...]

Wednesday, June 5th, 2013

Nazi-Naming Dad Fights for Right to See His Son

This is Heath Campbell, he’s a jerk of the highest order and head of Hitler’s Order, a bunch of fascist swine. He’s named his children after prominent Nazis, just to give you an idea of what a douche he is. And now this white supremacist is getting all angry because he’s not allowed to see [...]

Tuesday, May 28th, 2013

Banks Benitez — “Embracing Awkwardness”

Banks Benitez does the decent thing and celebrates awkwardness, something we all experience, perhaps even on a daily basis. It can strike at any time, from sharing a public restroom to the office, even an airplane. There’s just so many opportunities to be awkward that we need to start lapping it up instead of running [...]