Namaste! It’s the opening credits of Lost seen through a kaleidoscope of swinging 60s campness; all that’s missing is some “KA-POWs”, a few “”KER-PLOPs” and a “FLRBBBBB!”. And maybe Adam West and Burt Ward “climbing” a wall. If only.

It’s NSFW but does this Macquarie Bank worker care? Nah. In all fairness it’s something I’m sure many of us do, but we get away with it because we don’t have a news crew filming us. It just proves what we all already knew, bankers are a bunch of wankers.

The DJO guys are back with more random dialoge to insert seamlessly into the mouths of various celebrities. As well as the obligatory Star Trek remixes they’ve also included reimagined versions of The Hills and Hillary and Al Gore speeches!

There are only a few things more truly terrifying than religious television on this planet and my mind still cannot grasp the concept of electing to watch Jeebus TV, but then if more things like this happened live on air i would convert in a heartbeat to religious TV addiction – There truly is a [...]

If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you happen to be in a galaxy far, far away, then maybe you can hire the galactic A Team – Faceman, BA, Murdock and Hannibal get replaced with Han, Luke, Chewie and C3PO for what could be the best 70’s collaboration of [...]

The greatest TV show about the decaying corpse of the Great American City in 100 quotes, because it’s all in the game y’all. I’d like to see a Baltimore version of Monopoly, how cool would that be? Then we could all be part of the game.

You can’t blame this guy for wanting to end it. As if your girlfriend owning a snuggie isn’t mind-hauntingly disturbing enough, when she wears it to bed a line has to be drawn. Sleeved fleece-blankets are the pedoes of the blanket world. SICK-SICK-SICK!!!

Watch this clip once a day for the next month and repeat after me: “if I complain about trivial shit then I’m a complete fucking spak”

I don’t get it. How can this be a mistake. Look at the little fucker carefully and don’t let his cute, harmless “what, me?” demeanor fool you. Hamsters are fucking killing machines, and this one is clealy as guilty as all fuck.

There’s a lot of predictable waffle about whether this is racist or not. Does anyone actually think anyone of any colour would actually get remotely offended by this hilarious nonsense, or is it just do anything with anyone of another race and the sheep will squeal? Who fucking knows. Anyway the trumpet breaking is a [...]

There’s being justifiably angry, then there’s being bitter and twisted and a bit sad, then there’s being a hilariously petty losertron. Doctor Quack here falls squarely in category number 3. But if you think he is a laughable jerk off, try reading the comments this video has provoked.

Fucking hilarious. Electrical fruit is the new having a hit single, then a hit album, then flashing your vag everywhere, then shaving off all your hair, then having a total meltdown in public, then loosing custody of your kids, then getting fat then loosing a bunch of weight, then making a comeback then finding out [...]

This is one to watch again and again. It keeps getting funnier. Although short and sweet, it is packed with amusing detail. For a start, [...]

Fucking funny. Here’s a fabulous TV out-take that is so perfect, you almost have to wonder whether it isn’t a set up. Interesting that the [...]

SNL blows the web wide open with this masterpiece. I’d love to say I jizzed in my pants when I watched it, but I dint. I shat in them though if that helps.

Friday fucktards part 2. Just glorious. Not very new or very original, but pure joy to behold. This must have really fucking hurt horribly. What is it about Canadians anyway that they lack the flight instinct? When faced with fast approaching danger they just stand there placidly chewing their cud like the assbacked oafmooses that [...]

John Bird and John Fortune explain how and why the subprime crisis has come about. These two guys usually do satire, but in not in this case. As Nassim Nicholas Taleb explained in his Black Swan book, banks are full of fucking idiots who pretend to be clever in order to take massive risks with [...]

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