This is how you troll your son after you’ve left this mortal coil. Just because you’re lying six feet under doesn’t mean you can’t do some post-death wind ups. Bobby thought he was getting the timeshare in Albuquerque, but he gets something far more valuable to his pa, his collection of dildos. Yep, you read that right.
Leave it up to Method Man to rap about penis pumps in a Sour Patch Kids commercial. Somebody had to and no one else was going to step up so Method Man saw his calling and told it like it is. A seasoned rap veteran like him brings a certain dark charm to the arena of sour sweets, giving the candy industry that shot in the arm it’s been needing all these years. Maybe.
Curiouser & curiouser… Reeee-spec to these people, bringing the science & the thirst for knowledge to the kids & the general dumbass public. People be too damn stoopid to want to know about the stuff of the science realm but these people don’t care, they will bring the edumacation & they will bring it hard. Science, fuck yeeee-ah!
What to do when a mysterious device turns up on your front lawn that holds the secret to cinema itself? Well, best to push the button and see what happens, which you can probably guess by the name alone. Once activated it unleashes all manner of various generic plots from comedy-romance to action to film noir.
This is one lucky 8 year old boy, getting to hang out with a hot female rapper while she sings about her holiest of holies. You have to learn about the furry cup at some point, this seems like the perfect way to do so.
Formula 1 comes to a dirt track in Austin, Texas. Can I get a “YEE!!!” can I get “HAA!!!”. Obviously cowboys have to be involved and the car itself isn’t going to come out of this in the greatest shape. But who cares about little things like that when it looks like this much fun.
As super-awesome mashups go, this one will rock those socks. Combining the winning formula of the Shaft theme, Star Wars, and that Guinness advert with the horse-wave then, before you know it, along comes the Chem Bros. with “Galvanize” and Fatboy Slimmings with “Praise You”. And then a whole load of other epicness and the next thing you’ve jizzed in your pantaloons.
How was your August/September? Were you out there winning like these people? Or were you out there losing like those people in the fail compilations? That’s a lot of questions just to watch a video, right? Well, maybe this whole piece of copy will be just questions… or will it?
And to think, science-fiction told us the machine uprising would come from defense technology, but no, as ever reality is far more ordinary. You’re just un-boxing your new Central Station monitor, you’re excited, you got some new gear, then the technological singularity slaps you in the face. Next thing you know we’re being grown in pods while our mechanical overlords are harvesting our bioelectrical energy to snack on. Time to fight back.
This is one of those videos where you’re either going to love or hate this guy. Look at him hitchhiking across the USA and smugly avoiding getting eaten by giant rodents, drowning in pancakes or murdered by small town opinions. Jeez, some people have all the luck.
Everything is a copy of everything else, and what better way to learn that than via the Matrix and other sci-fi classics. Add in some kung-fu editing skills and you have the best six minutes of video you’re going to see today. There is no originality, only a sea of ideas that the mind can swim in. Or something like that…..Btw. I know Kung Fu!
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