Holy fucking hell, more evidence of extra-terrestrial beings out there watching us waiting to steal our eyes with weapons that look like eye drops then rape our souls. This one looks a little bit like a skinned chicken, not sure what we’re to make of that. Maybe the chickens are actually Martians and we’ve been [...]

The majesty of the cosmos shot in time lapse at El Teide, Spain’s highest mountain. So you can gape with slack-jawed awe at the Milky Way transforming the heavens into a dazzling natural spectacle of galactic grandeur and unearthly beauty. Plus it’s a good spot to watch out for the oncoming alien invasion!

Happy Friday, make it a good one because the world’s about to get all Independence Day on our asses. First it’ll be the White House then Paris, then some hick in the middle of nowhere and then they’ll come for your children and your pets!! Or maybe they’re like the nice aliens from Close Encounters. [...]

We all remember that interview where the crazy warlock ranted about his tiger blood and 7G rocks? Well, here’s the unedited version of it and Charlie is *ding* off the *ding* chain *ding*. Inside his house & inside his head, this was put together by the tiger-blooded winner himself for his “Violent Torpedo of Truth” [...]

The fact that this guy’s managed to consume 30 hits of Lysergic Acid Diethylamide and is not a raving, gibbering mad fiend whose mind is caught in the rabbit hole of La La Land where the white ghosts of temporality greet the sad tongued children of Jupiter, is miraculous. Instead he’s able to recount the [...]

Skateboarding is so Michael J. Fox circa 1985/55. It’s all about using live animals now, so go grab your pet, rip its paws off and replace them with some gnarly Bones STFs and then take to the streets and start busting some double flip ollie wing grinders on someone’s face. You will be so street [...]

You know that scene in “The Deer Hunter”, the one everyone always goes on about that they copied to advertise those assorted-centre chocolates? Yeah that one. Well this is even more agonizing. Replacing bullets with the much more painful thumbtacks, it’s so intense you could cut the atmos with a sharp pin, which they kind [...]

This ageless being, according to a legend whispered across the earth in the voice of Anthony Hopkins, has been in every film and TV show ever recorded since cavemen first filmed each over with cameras made from rocks and water. And here’s a few examples of his chubby self appearing in some popular shows and [...]

What a week for the UCLA dumb-ass diva. She’s not the most politically correct person, she says right at the beginning. And you know when someone starts a sentence, let along a bigoted monologue, with a statement like that, it’s pretty much an assurance that what they’re going to say is going to be racist/sexist/idiotic. [...]

Most people see Newton’s law of gravity as physics, this guy sees it as just another ride, man! Most people would be too terrified to ride a skateboard down a really, really long hill going really fast, this man dons a pale blue suit and jumps on the good ship Win. But he loses badass [...]

As if the devastation befalling Japan isn’t heartwrenching and appalling enough, there’s always one sick, twisted individual looking for attention. And in this instance it’s this douche-faced girl, praying to an absent God for the death of 1000s of individuals. Or just trolling the world? Either way, just how is a person supposed to fap [...]