Unfortunately this tale of the world’s most wanted terrorist rising from his watery grave to reap unholy revenge on the world is not a real trailer but instead is an entry in a French film contest. Which is a crying shame as this would be the greatest b-movie since Sharktopus. Bin Laden is dead-good.
It’s dangerous territory when you get into role playing, you can unleash all kinds of skeletons from the closet. But more importantly than that, you have to do it right. Don’t just put in some half-assed effort, act like you were going for the Oscar, like you were up against Tom Hanks and Sean Penn planning a conjoined twin cripple–and you want to win! And lastly, don’t forget brand placement. Seriously.
If you’re married then you know how ridiculously expensive wedding cakes can be. It’s a cake, WTF? How is it that it costs £500 or more for some sugar, icing and flour baked together? Did I miss the meeting where everyone decided that fleecing you out of your hard-earned dollar for a baked dessert was OK? Jeez.
Hang on just one cotton-picking minute, this doesn’t look like Britney. It looks more like a horror show. Unless Britney’s decided to lose her marbles again and wrap herself in cured meats while parading around on all fours? If this is the sort of fanbase she has then, um, she should probably avoid meeting any of them unless accompanied by armed body guards. Be afraid Britney, be very afraid…
She’s the greatest 21 year old teenager of her generation, single-handedly showing the acting world how to be the most miserable human being alive. Here you can see a masterclass of acting as she exhales breath in a stroppy way, runs her hands through the sides of her hair, and blinks her eyelids. It doesn’t matter if her hairs in her face or not, she’ll push it out of the way, because that, dear thesps, is ACTORING!
Those goddamn (pun most def intended) Creationists, it’s surprising they managed to evolve thumbs. But somehow, due to some weird mysterious science thing called evolution, they did. So if nothing else they should be thanking evolution for their thumbs, without which they’d find it hard to flick through their story books and read about all those fictional people that make up the bible.
You don’t need to bother endangering your life by abseiling down a river or moonwalking the Eiffel Tower, or wing-gliding yo momma’s ass, because these guys are doing it for you and then sharing it with the world. That way you can live vicariously through them while remaining a slob who rarely gets dressed and eats cereal out of dirty frying pans. Yay!
We all love the Terminator films, right? Of course you do, you’ve got eyes haven’t you? Well, here’s three short animations all hand-drawn, 1600 frames cell animation with highlighters used for colour. Painstaking is what you might call it, but it was worth it, because even the man himself tweeted about it.
And you all thought he was dead, or in jail. WRONG! When it comes to total badasses on motorbikes, this guy really does own it. He’s ripping along and pulling wheelies at speeds of up to Holy Shit! miles per hour and generally defying the laws of awesomeness by showing he has no fear. Forget about Nic Cage and tormented souls and fiery faces, this guy is the real Ghostrider.
Those lightsaber wielding, Force commanding kittens are back, this time flying their X-Wing Fighters round the halls of residence as they do battle to see which side will come out victorious, the Rebel Alliance or the Sith Lords. But don’t try this at home kitties, these two are complete pros, just look at the way Darth Kitty jumps out of that fighter. Total pro.
Those over dramatic TV shows may get all the cred when it comes to showing footage of animals attacking, but no one does it better than the movies. Because they can CGI up any sort of animal they want and then they can set it upon their unsuspecting human. Animals, they’re not our friends, they want to kill us!
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