People think that right-wing fascist scum are out there with their prejudices walking boldly down the street screaming abuse at anyone who’s not an Aryan pure bred. But, has anyone thought about their feelings? About their bigoted, racist feelings? It’s not all hate and violence and rancid attitudes to your fellow human being, they can [...]

YAY! I get to have a lightsaber fight with Ashens….But first: Technology, people think it’s doing us good. But it’s not, it’s doing us bad. Before you know it we won’t be able to take a shit without the aid of an iPhone app telling us how to squat and open our bowels. So it’s [...]

The YouTube mash-up maestro who knows how to turn a bunch of strangers who’ve uploaded performances to the site into the greatest band that never was, is back in the room with his latest effort. It’s got a soulful singer, a French horn, a saxamaphone, cello, Native American flute, but no kitchen sink. Which is [...]

This ageless being, according to a legend whispered across the earth in the voice of Anthony Hopkins, has been in every film and TV show ever recorded since cavemen first filmed each over with cameras made from rocks and water. And here’s a few examples of his chubby self appearing in some popular shows and [...]

What a week for the UCLA dumb-ass diva. She’s not the most politically correct person, she says right at the beginning. And you know when someone starts a sentence, let along a bigoted monologue, with a statement like that, it’s pretty much an assurance that what they’re going to say is going to be racist/sexist/idiotic. [...]

What you’re witnessing here is 7 seconds on a station platform, seen through the window of a high-speed train, in slow-motion. All those moments frozen in time, captured, unlike tear drops in the rain. Unusually a band seems to have set up camp on the platform along with masked people and a woman in her [...]

It’s been a whole week and not one video from Charlie Sheen. WTF!? Should we be organizing some sort of candlelight vigil on Twitter or something? But his ‘winning’ attitude does seem to have had an effect on some people in good and ‘bad’ ways, from Casey Heynes to Rebecca Black. We live and [...]

Professor Cox, renowned drug fiend explores the cosmos. How? Not because he’s a particle physicist, a Royal Society University Research Fellow and a professor at the University of Manchester. Hell no, that pales into insignificance when it comes to getting crazy on mescaline and astral projecting through space-time. Science has got nothing on psychedelics.

You know what day it is, right? It’s Fridaaaaaay! It’s Rebecca Black day, the day she loves soooo much she has to mention it like a thousand zillion times in a pop song that manages to cover every annoying, soul-destroying teen pop slop cliché in the glittery pop sparkle book of cack. The only saving [...]

The acceptable face of Hollywood geekhood and just two pretty cool guys in general take on two of the greatest film characters to ever grace that scene in Star Wars with C-3PO and R2-D2 crossing the Tatooine desert, while bitching and moaning at each other like a couple of bickering kids. But then, Nick Frost [...]

Time to get all ‘Hotel California’ and repeat the mantra, “You can check in, but you can never leave”, which is true in your case because you are running the place. Keep the demanding guests happy at ALL costs! It might sound like a pretty weird basis for a game but it is strangely addictive [...]