Entries from April 2012

Monday, April 30th, 2012

Nicki Minaj – Starships

Make sure you’re not watching this in the office, or if you are, make sure you work in the sort of place that doesn’t firewall everything but the office intranet and you can just claim you’re researching. Researching women who look like a hot mess in skimpy clothes and multi-coloured hair. And who doesn’t like [...]

Monday, April 30th, 2012

FW: Skyrim Badass

Mr Freddie Wong does away with narrative for this latest effort and instead just has a guy wandering around slaying people with magic and swords and generally being exactly what’s said in the title. If this isn’t exactly the same way that YOU play Skyrim then you’re probably not doing it right. Sure Freddie may’ve [...]

Monday, April 30th, 2012

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whether you’re at work, on holiday or revising your ass off for exams, I think it’s about time you stop what you’re doing and get your weekly dose of linky internet goodness. After all, they are all linked, the better you do in your finals, the less chance you have of getting a dream job [...]

Friday, April 27th, 2012

Reanimated Underwater Zombie Frog Ballet

If that title didn’t have you clicking like a mad person to watch this video, then you have something deeply, darkly, horribly wrong with you. Because only the sanest amongst us would want to watch the macabre spectacle of dead frog’s dancing controlled by a Midi controller and a Midi signal.

Friday, April 27th, 2012

Moneyball 2 – Too Much Moneyball

You’ve seen Moneyball, now prepare yourself for Moneyball 2 which has the New York Yankees instead of The Oakland A’s in a reversal of the original movie where ludicrous amounts of dollar are spent on their payroll each year and how that might miraculously lead to World Series titles. LOL!

Thursday, April 26th, 2012

Joe’s Before Bro’s

It’s a movie about a children’s toy from the 1980’s starring a former professional wrestler. What’s not to love? Sure the storyline will probably stink up theaters across the globe something fierce, but if you’re there for the storyline you deserve everything you get. Come on, admit it, secretly you can’t wait for ‘G.I. Joe: [...]

Thursday, April 26th, 2012

Say NO to Crack, Say YES! to Roller Skating

It’s some pretty good advice for a kid, if someone offers you some candy and a ride in the back of their van, or maybe some nice, fresh crack cocaine and it all looks and sounds very VERY tempting, turn it down and just say NO! Thats right, no matter how much you want your [...]

Wednesday, April 25th, 2012

SubWars

Next time you’re on the subway and there’s an old man who wants a seat but no one’s offering, then maybe you should step up and do the decent thing. Because if you don’t, you never know what chain of events could transpire. Either that or remember to bring a sword.

Tuesday, April 24th, 2012

Michio Kaku: A Black Hole in Our Own Backyard?

Don’t panic, but physicist Michio Kaku ponders the idea of the wandering, invisible black hole that could turn up out of nowhere and consume us for breakfast and it wouldn’t even burp in the process. Nothing to worry about then, just a ravished ball of nothingness that could come from nowhere and eat everything we [...]

Tuesday, April 24th, 2012

How To Mow Your Yard on PCP

Anyone can mow a lawn, but not everyone can mow a lawn fuck-bombed out of their skull on angel dust. But, while dangerous, it can also turn what might be an uneventful chore into a wild ride on the rollercoaster of debauchery. And it’ll probably end in you being chased naked around the neighbourhood by [...]

Monday, April 23rd, 2012

Facebook Epic Rap by Dan Bull

Ah Facebook, that double-edged sword — we all need it, look at it, but also hate it. From whence did this love/hate relationship come from and WTF is wrong with everyone of your friends getting pissed all day and night, creating profile pictures that seem like they have had major plastic surgery, or having dumb [...]

Monday, April 23rd, 2012

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Another glorious Monday morning. Time for some links!

Alarm Cat Trolls Mel Gibson – Knife vs cat. Place your bets!
Regrettable Tattoos – A gallery of terrible tats.
Lohan’s Still Got It – Cracked out but still hawt!
Baby Does Pullups – He’s better at it than YOU.
Tupac Hologram – OMG! He’s ALIVE!!! j/k he’s dead.
A Stroke Turned Me [...]

Friday, April 20th, 2012

“Drive-Thru” trailer (Ryan Gosling “Drive” parody)

If you thought Ryan Gosling was ten different types of intense in “Drive”, then forget about it. That’s peanuts, it looks like a day in Disney World compared to this epic story that tells of one man trying to navigate the murky underworld of fast food drive-thrus. A real human being, and a real [...]

Friday, April 20th, 2012

My Manor’s Law

If you thought that the inner cities where a war zone full of rioting criminals and disenfranchised yoofs, then my lordy lordster, you haven’t seen nothing yet. Forget Ill Manors, it never got illing enough for me. This is where the real struggle is — what to do with all daddy’s money. What peasant’s ugly [...]

Thursday, April 19th, 2012

Ill Manors

A song about Britain’s much maligned but growing underclass from Plan B. Ben Drew has a voice smoother than an angel’s backside, dipped in honey, but for this outing he dons a hoodie and cries out about social alienation, It’s quite possibly the new anthem for England’s underclass & the first great mainstream protest song [...]